words in movies
Phoebe: (crossing her fingers and closing her eyes) Please dont be a space ship. Please dont be a space ship. (She turns on the light and looks around and finds that its the smoke detector thats beeping.) Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in frustration she yanks the thing off of the wall. She sets it down and heads for bed, just as she gets there it beeps again. She opens the cover and removes the battery, but it still beeps.) How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping.]
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
Phoebe: How do you know?
Phoebe: Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
Joey: (grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!
Monica: How?
Joey: Obviously! So, how do we decide?
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Chandler: No! That was a lie! See how easy that was?
Joey: (still skeptical) Yeah, look how that worked out.
Joey: How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!
Rachel: So hows it goin with Joey?
Ross: Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Ross: Wow, how many have you got?
Joey: Okay. Okay, so Im writing you a check for So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing?
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
The Head Librarian: How can I help you?
Monica: Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
DR. BURKE: Yeah, since the divorce, when anybody asks me how I am, it's always with a sympathetic head tilt. [demonstrating] 'How ya doin'? You OK?'
Rachel: How are you holding up?
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Ross: Pheebs you uh you do know how to ride a bike dont you?
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike.]
Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?
Ross: Phoebe, you cant get out of this! Okay? You have to learn how to ride a bike!
(Ross is having a fit, about how calm Tommy is now)
MONICA: Alright, before I tell you, uh, why don't you tell me how many women you've been with.
Monica: How?
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
CHANDLER: Yes, how 'bout a verse of Killing Me Softly. You're gonna sneeze on my fish, aren't you?
Joey: You mean how they're friends and nothing more? (Glares at Rachel.)
Monica: How did it go?
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
Chandler: How do you know so much about this?
Ross: All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!
Phoebe: Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Salesman: Oh. Okay! How can I help you?
Rachel: (returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?
Ross: Wow, did not know that! May I say how lovely you look today?
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Joey: How ya doin?
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Male Jeweler: (ignoring her) How would you like to pay?
ROSS: Yeah. And you should hold out for something bigger. I can't tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.
Janice: (leaning in from the bedroom) Chandler! Come on, Im gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. Its a real space saver.
Mr. Geller: Yknow how the garage floods every Spring?
Ross: How are you ever going to sell this place?
PHOE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Rachel: Hey, hows hows the uh, miracle chair?
Rachel: Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed!
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.
Joey: How do you figure?
Earl: How?
Mr. Geller: (entering) How are you honey?
Ross: How hot do I look in this, huh?!
Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say Well...) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?
Ross: (giddy) I dont know, but-but look how shiny!
Rachel: Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Chandler: (To Monica) How are you feeling?
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
Phoebe: Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?
Rachel: (to Chandler) O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Chandler: Hey! Howd it go?
CHANDLER: No, I can't. No no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, [puts bracelet on Joey] it's about you and me and the fact that we're [reading bracelet] best buds.
Rachel: How are ya?
Joey: Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.
Ross: Oh really. Is that how you felt when you turned thirty?
Phoebe: Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?
Ross: How did you know about that?!
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
Cecilia: How does it happen?
Joey: Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?
Chandler: Hey, how was your breakfast with Hillary?
Ben: Really? Like how?
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Monica: Hey Pheebs, hows it going?
Joey: Howd you get over that teacher?
Lewis: But like how?
Rachel: (To Chandler) Im telling you its like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
Monica: How did it go with Frank and Alice?
MONICA: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.
Ross: All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel Green! Lets play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the babys bath water?
Monica: Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Joey: We should really learn how to play the real way. (Moves another piece.)
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.