words in movies
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Eric: Great! But wh-whHow do you know where I live?
Rachel: Yeah, I cant live with Joey once the baby comes. I dont want my childs first words to be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Rachel: How was the game?
Chandler: How come?
Ross: Hi. How is she?
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Joey: How ya doin?
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Male Jeweler: (ignoring her) How would you like to pay?
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
ROSS: Yeah. And you should hold out for something bigger. I can't tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.
Phoebe: How do you know?
Janice: (leaning in from the bedroom) Chandler! Come on, Im gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. Its a real space saver.
Mr. Geller: Yknow how the garage floods every Spring?
Ross: How are you ever going to sell this place?
Rachel: Hey, hows hows the uh, miracle chair?
PHOE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.
Rachel: Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed!
Joey: How do you figure?
Earl: How?
Phoebe: Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
Mr. Geller: (entering) How are you honey?
Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say Well...) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!
Ross: How hot do I look in this, huh?!
Ross: (giddy) I dont know, but-but look how shiny!
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?
Rachel: Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
Chandler: (To Monica) How are you feeling?
Phoebe: Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?
Rachel: (to Chandler) O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Chandler: Hey! Howd it go?
CHANDLER: No, I can't. No no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, [puts bracelet on Joey] it's about you and me and the fact that we're [reading bracelet] best buds.
Joey: Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.
Ross: Oh really. Is that how you felt when you turned thirty?
Rachel: How are ya?
Phoebe: Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?
Ross: How did you know about that?!
Cecilia: How does it happen?
Joey: Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?
Chandler: Hey, how was your breakfast with Hillary?
Ben: Really? Like how?
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
Monica: Hey Pheebs, hows it going?
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Lewis: But like how?
Rachel: (To Chandler) Im telling you its like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
Monica: How did it go with Frank and Alice?
Joey: Howd you get over that teacher?
MONICA: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.
Monica: Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Joey: We should really learn how to play the real way. (Moves another piece.)
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Ross: All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel Green! Lets play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the babys bath water?
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?
Joey: How?! When?!
Monica: How much did ever really win before?
Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Monica: I know! Hey, hows Chandler doin?
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im related to Monica. How is she?
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids?
Chandler: How about those three pointers?
Monica: Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard its gonna be.
Mona: How cute was that?
Monica: How?
Joey: Wow Dennis Phillips! Thats great! How did you guys meet?
Monica: How do you feel?
Ross: Hey! How you doing?
Chandler: Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.
JOEY: Hey!� How come the door's locked?
Rachel: How much longer?
Monica: Hi, how are you doing Kelly?
Rachel: No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Phoebe: Now you know how you really feel about it.
Rachel: How?! How do you know?
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.