words in movies
Phoebe: Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say "Hell yeah!"
Joey: Oh...how much?
Joey: Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?
Chandler: Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! (Joey begins writing a cheque)
Joey: Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. (shrugs)
Phoebe: No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.
Phoebe: That's not how you really feel is it?
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Phoebe: Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love you, and I wanted to live with you.
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Phoebe: Oh, how does it work?
Monica: That's not really how it works.
Frank Jr.: Hi, how you doin'?
(Joey and Rachel don't know how to respond to that.)
Frank Jr.: How about tomorrow?
Monica: They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?
Chandler: How can you be so confident?
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?
Chandler: Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
Ross: Well... I like how you look, what are you?
Ross: So, how dark is it gonna get?
Joey: Ok. Well, how, how can we make it easier?
Ross: Mississippilesly? (pause) Well, how bad is it?
Chandler: How was your date with Joey?
Ross: (looks at her suspiciously) How do you count to five?
Rachel: Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no. Not Leslie. No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Joey: 18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say his "How You Doin'" line) Ross: Joey, NO!
Joey: Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?
Phoebe: Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?
Phoebe: Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?
Phoebe: Joey? How could you just let them leave?
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. (She puts her arm in his and checks how they would look as a couple.) Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. (Pause) Umm, so you like it?
Joey: (sarcastic) Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??
Monica: Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
Monica: That's how old you are.
Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Phoebe: Oh how lame... oh, it’s so tacky, and impersonal.
Chandler: You know how to use a compass?
Phoebe: Ok, ok, so how should I do it?
Monica: How about at a game, on the big screen?
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Ross: (sees how strangely Monica, Chandler and Rachel are looking at him) What?
Rachel: I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?
PHOEBE: I, I don't, I don't understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you're, you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.
Ross: We'll see how dinner goes.
Phoebe: What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Phoebe: How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
Ross: (to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?
Chandler: How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?
Phoebe: It's really crazy! The hall, the dress, the food... I-I had no idea how expensive this stuff was!
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Ross: I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Chandler: How can she be great if shes from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke wouldve killed in Albany.
Joey: How late are we?
Ross: How are we gonna decide who gets this?
Joey: Oh, I know how you feel...
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them. Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head.]
Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.
Joey: Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this? Tomorrow... tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together.
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Phoebe: Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs?
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?
Phoebe: Oh, how cute!
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Monica: How bad you wanna smoke, right now.
Chandler: I have a weird feeling about this place. (pause) How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.
Ross: Yeah, I mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. I mean, how can you leave this place?
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Liam: How are ya man?
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Alice: Hi! (She runs over and hugs Phoebes stomach.) So, how did it go at the doctors?
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
Ross: Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?
Phoebe: How old is your phonebook?
Missy: So how come it took you so long to ask me out?
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
Chandler: Oh please, and you knew how much I liked her.
Phoebe: This is how I look when I'm turned on!
Rachel: Barbara! Hi, how are you? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) No, I understand. Yeah. Oh, oh, come on, no, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah... oh, but you know, if-if anything else opens up, pleaHello? Hello? (hangs up phone, very depressed)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is coaching Chandler on how to break up with Janice.]
Mike: Hey guys, how is it going?
Joey: Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin chips is like stretching.
Phoebe: Oh, thank you. I hope... I hope you know how much you mean to me.
Joey: (staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)
Phoebe: How could you possibly think that?
Will: God we were lame back then. Do you remember how into dinosaurs we were?
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Rachel: How was the honeymoon?
Monica: How?
Rachel: No matter how much we want it.
Chandler: Hey! How was lunch?
Chandler: How do you know?
Phoebe: No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!