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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Chandler: Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Why...Why should I? I mean if she wants to move on, that's fine!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You knowI...I've been putting my life on hold and just concentrating on Emma but if she wants to go out there kissing guys shebarely knows, then so will I ! Very funny! Ross is gay! Ah! Ah!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.And then the other day on the subway a woman "accidentally" sat on my hand.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Why did I get married?!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Oh man! I have to get those done too?!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Only if I don't have to get up and sing.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: I thought you hated him?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Or...I could call in sick and not deal with it at all...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: OK Thanks.(Joey touches the hot wax). I touched the stuff

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Sonia: We'll get to the wax in a minute. First I want to tweeze some of the strays, ok? This may sting just a little bit...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times,two illegitimate children. The personal ad writes itself....

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: What are doing? You know I can only dish it out!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: No. When he called, I...I threw the message away.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!Hey come with me!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: I thought I had to make the jokes!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question: "Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?"

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: Gavin! I brought you some soup.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: I heard you were sick...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: I missed you at work today. How are you feeling?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: Oh! Good! Because I was having a totally paranoid moment when I thought you called in sick to avoid me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: So I had fun last night

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: So did I

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: Exactly how contagious is this thing you have? I mean is it a cold for standing on the balcony or did a monkey bite you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: Right. Right. Ross. So what's the deal with you guys? I don't want to get in the middle of anything

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: I lied! And I'm not sick! Just stay behind the curtain!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Molly: Hello! I just go and get Emma.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: So hum...Why did I have to hide?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: I thought it was Ross.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: So what if it was? I thought there was nothing going on between you two...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: You hear a key in the hole and you jump like a young bronco coming out of a chute for the first time. I used to be arodeo clown.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: It's OK. I know it's probably not my place but can I give you a piece of advice?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: I think you should talk to Ross about all this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Mike: Oh she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here. I got to get a break and when we come back we've got Kennethsinging "I touch myself"...I'm not here to judge!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: No I told you I can't.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Yeah I do rock that one.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Just a little but...it's just so scary! I don't even know what I would sing...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Hi! I could help not notice, but that's an unusual necklace

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Right, so that's a firm "no". I cannot believe this, I just keep striking out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Her friend: I don't know sweetie.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: All I ever wanted was just love him and have him love me back. I mean, am I so unlovable?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I know! (he stands)

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Mike: All right, that was Kenneth with his much too literal rendition of "I touch myself". Coming up next we've got Monicasinging "Delta Dawn".

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Wait wait! I can't sing in front of all these people.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Hey, I need your help.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Look, I'll get new headshot taken, all right, so I want to get my eyebrows shaped

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: I am sorry, moment to make fun of that, please!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: You may be a sissy but I'll still (pound you out on ground). All right, it hurts so bad, I could only let her do oneeyebrow and now... they don�t match!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: What the hell am I supposed to do!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: All right, I will help you out but you have to promise me you will not tell anyone what I am about to tell you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mineby plucking the eyebrows of my father and his �business� partners.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Yeah, well, I guess you don�t need my help Victor Victoria!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: "Take me to the mansion in the sky-y". I am sorry, the song is over. Did you see me out there?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: I can�t believe I did this. I can�t believe I'm singing for the people, and they liked me! Hey, did you hear thatone shouting �look at those tips�! I mean, did I really help you get a lot of tips?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: Thank you so much for letting me do this. Public bathrooms freak me out, I can't even pee, let alone doanything else.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: It�s so amazing I met you the same day that Eric broke up with me, because it�s like you lose a boyfriend,you get a boyfriend.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: No don�t worry, this is not some rebound thing. I am totally over Eric.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Oh, yeah, hello, well, now, here I am.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o� clock. So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk� somebody here?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Oh, just this woman I�ve been seeing.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Yeah, didn�t I mention that? Yeah, I mean, we haven�t being going out for too long, but rather there is thisamazing connection between us. I-I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend. I thought it wasa little too soon, but it was also, you know, it was kinda nice.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: How great is this? You are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. Oh, I am sorry Michelle, that�smy roommate, Rachel.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Hi, and I am also Emma�s mother.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I told you about my daughter.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: This is your daughter? I can be your new mummy!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Oh my God! I didn�t feel a thing ! Hey, are you still looking for a job because you can tweeze circles aroundthat sadistic bitch at the saloon

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Yeah, yeah, I think it looks pretty good. I was a little worried I was uncovering a birthmark right aboutthere, but it turned out to be a little piece of chocolate.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Ok, for my next song I think I�ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters �I am so excited�. And make it bouncy!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Honey, you�re just in time, I�m about to sing another song!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh? Isn�t that funny? I didn't see that before, I wouldn't have let her go up again.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: I gotta stop this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Oh, who cares, they still love me! "I am so excited..."

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: You feel that too? Oh, I thought that was just me!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I don�t know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Through the magic of sight! I was here, putting our child to sleep...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: No, actually, see I had to pee, �cause I can�t use public bathrooms because the doodie parasites.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: You know, if it�s meant to be, I�ll guess it. Bye, bye.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Why didn�t I get that message?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: From the guy in the bar, why didn�t I get that message?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Because I folded it up and put in my pants pocket. Do you...do you not look there?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I never gave it to you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I don�t know.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Who am I?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I am the guy who�s taking care of our baby while you�re out at bars meeting guys!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh my God, I cannot believe this. You know I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with youAbout us! But I can�t do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh, Ross, this is just so messed up! What�s wrong with us? You know when people hear about our situation theyAlways ask, �what, you live together but you�re not a couple? And you have a baby, isn�t that weird?� And I say �No.You know what, it�s not, because it works for us!� But you know this doesn�t work. In fact this is the opposite of working!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: �Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine.� So you just touch yourself for anything?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: I'm sor... Just go. Just go. I can't, I can't.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Ross: You-you’re gonna get married?! I mean… We’re gonna be brothers-in-law! (They hug.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: Oh my God! I’m gonna have to find another minister.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: (in a coy tone) Oh, you caught me. I am so busted.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he’s such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you’re with Ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. And you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! Hah?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Aunt Iris: Well, he may be now, because I think I hit him with my car.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Mr. Waltham: I think you’ll like it, it has two out of the three tenors.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: Well, I think we all learned something.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: Ooh-ooh, I! I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? I’m just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Ah! You know what honey guys are just different, they like things that we can't understand, you know I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, I’ll be your boyfriend.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: Yeah, I think she looks good.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Monica: Well I’d probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: Oh, I wasn’t talking about his karma.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean that’s, that’s, that’s just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! It’s the most intense physical competition in the world, it’s banned in 49 states!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In fact—yes, (To Joey) I’m, I’m sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I’m-I’m, I’m gonna, I’m gonna name the baby Chandler.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Monica: I-I-I’m sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didn’t hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

BIG BULLY: Oh, sorry, I didn't realize.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Erin: Hi. I don’t mean this to sound like high school, but did he say anything about me?

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Monica: Oh, I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my Mom wouldn’t give me grief about me biting them.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

MONICA: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Monica:  Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe: (points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Dr. Zane: No, I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Phoebe Sr: Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Ross: I don’t know, aheh, your’s was the first name that-that popped into my head, I’m I’m sorry. I-I didn’t think it would matter.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Phoebe: Oh, I want to look too! (She runs over and sits down and checks out a picture). Yikes!

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe: Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Frank: I know! Why don’t you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Elizabeth: Yeah, I’ve been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my Grandma’s.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler: We should start with the big stuff. Y’know? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it’s probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women… So, as of 4 o’clock tomorrow, I’m either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Richard’s Date: Oh, that’s real pretty. Wait a minute, don’t I get to see the bedroom?

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, I’m sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: I don’t want to talk about it. Y’know, you could’ve at least saved me a whole cookie. (He grabs what’s left of the cookie and pops in his mouth.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: (to Rachel) And you… Ross, I believe, if you check Rachel’s bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election. Somewhat faster than Florida I might add.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Rachel: I’m just making margaritas.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Chandler: I don’t know.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: Look, I can�t do this. I can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Joey: I know.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Rachel: (entering) Hi! Okay, don’t be mad at me, but I couldn’t resist.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, I’ve worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: Ohhhh, sorry I missed that.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: Yes! Yes! I’m good! Are you good? Are you good? Is everything—are you—are you perrr-perfect?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Bonnie: Y'know what, I should do it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Cailin: Ross, I’m gonna go.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

JOEY: Hey and everbody is so nice. I just had a good talk with that lady with the red hair, Jeannie.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Pete: Now, nooo! I’m just excited about the restaurant, that’s all.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Ahh, no, I’m good.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

MRS GREEN: Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Bonnie: Okay, I’ll see you in a bit.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: (all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

ROSS: Yes. [pulls them off and hands them to Mr. Greene] I was just warming up the earpieces for you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Rachel: I don’t know.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: I feel...

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: I just, I feel, I-I just...

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: But I made cards!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: Well! Good night. (to Ross) I’m going upstairs.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: (To Monica) Why? Why-why-would you—Wh-why… (To Mr. Geller) Look, I just don’t want you to think that we’re animals who do it whenever we want.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Phoebe: Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Ross’s sister Monica.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Monica: You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Ross: I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Phoebe: Wait, am I missing something though? ‘Cause I thought death was something that’s supposed to be sad, in a way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Robin: Why is this happening to me?! I don’t know, maybe it’s my wound.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: Yeah, the other day I was at the bus-stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh! Which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs. (Note: Actually, I think every guy is thankful for thongs. That and spandex. J )

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe Sr.: (to Phoebe) I’m your mother.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good date—Oh, I almost forgot. I didn’t pay you the rent check.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Chandler: Hi, my name’s Chandler. I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you would be interested in battling me in a post-apoplectic world for control of the galaxies last remaining energy source?

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

EDDIE: [enters] Check it out man, I tore it off some mannaquin in the alley behind Macy's.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? I’ll find you. (hangs up)

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Ross: I know.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: I don’t know.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Whoa-oh, okay! Yeah, why am I telling you that?

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: (throws her stuff down) I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... (gives her a flower)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Phoebe: I don’t even know how that would work!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler: I’m sorry, I’m sorry, it just seems that Robert isn’t as concealed in the shorts area, as ah, one may have hoped.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Phoebe: I don’t ever want to see you again!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Monica: I don’t know exactly. It’s-it’s sorta like wrestling.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought you’d be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: I wrote you a letter.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1