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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Joey: I can’t tell you that, no.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Phoebe: Ooh, that is silly. (gets up) I’ll go up there, I’ll tell him to keep it down.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, I’ll show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didn’t see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, I’ll slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

All: Oh, I got it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Phoebe: (muffled through the floor) Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired... (I tired but the rest is unintelligible).

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: I just saw Janice.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kid’s pretzel at them.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Oh, y'know what, I’m gonna be okay, you don’t have to throw a party for me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Mr. Kaplan: I’m not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: I know!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Mr. Kaplan: I’ll bet your thinking, ‘What’s an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee?’ Eh?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Mr. Kaplan: Well, don’t think I haven’t noticed your potential. Well, I’ve got a project for you that’s a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Mr. Kaplan: (opening the closet door revealing that it’s full of tangled up hangers.) I need these hangers separated ASAP. (she is stunned) You’re welcome.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh God, I hate my job, I hate it, I hate my job, I hate it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: I know honey, I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because it’s remotely related to the field they’re interested in.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: (gives her a look) Gee, I don’t know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh honey, come on, I’m sorry, I didn’t.... I don’t mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Guy: I’m sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Guy: Oh believe me, I-I-I’ve been there. I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh well then, so I’m just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdale’s and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean you’re going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: I know, he’s too charming, but if you two start going out, then it’s just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: I don’t know, Chandler is supposed to be passin’ ‘em around...

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Hi! So I’m out having lunch at Monica’s and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdale’s and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and he’s gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: I know!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: Well, I’m just saying, I mean why else would he just, y'know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: I didn’t have to, because I was wearing my ‘I heart Ross’ sandwich board and ringing my bell.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Phoebe: Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Cookie: No kiddin,’ that’s the exact same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Phoebe: Wow. Okay, I don’t know how to talk to you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Oh, I’m taking my ex-girlfriend of my speed dialer.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, ‘Hummina-hummina-hummina.’ (walks away)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Well, I assume I’ll have to take showers with him, but y'know, that’s true of any job.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Well, my apartment isn’t there anymore, because I drank it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joey’s sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, that’s not the worst part.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: I can’t remember which sister.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, he’s actually going to kill you dead.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Okay! You don’t think I thought of that?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: I mean that’s unbelievable.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: I mean, was it Gina?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Veronica. Look, it’s got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Look, when I’ve been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: (angrily entering, to Chandler) Can I talk to you for a second?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: I just got off the phone with my sister.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Yep, I’m in a tree.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: No honey, I’m sorry, but the weekend’s not over yet.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: I guess they’re back from their date.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: I am good. I finished my book.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: I don’t remember. Do you wanna take a walk?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Yeah, I do. (they both run out)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. How’s it going. This is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hell’s a matter with you? How do you think Joey’s going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Well, that’s the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I’ll be in Cuba.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: I’m here to see Mary-Angela.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: I can’t believe Mark didn’t call. It’s Sunday night, and he didn’t call.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: No, I’m genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn’t work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: Wait a minute, why don’t you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, you’ve got to make stuff happen.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Yeah, and you don’t mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: That’s right good things, that-that is what I said. (glances at Monica)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, it’s Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, don’t you apologize. (listens) Yeah, I’ll hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: (on phone) Yeah, oh my God, tomorrow! That, no, it’s perfect. Oh God, thank you soo much. Great! Bye! (hangs up phone) I got the interview!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, I’d expect nothing less.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: I got to figure out what I’m going to wear.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: High collar and baggy pants say I’m a pro.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Yeah! Right! Okay, I’ll see you guys later. (starts to leave) Woo hoo!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: You go get ‘em. (to Monica) What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: Am I! Am I! Am I out of my mind! Am I losing my senses!! This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isn’t even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if you’re right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: I mean don’t you trust her?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey’s Grandmother: No! I did!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: So will I.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesn’t mean anything.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey’s Sister: Finally, I thought we’d never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. (kisses him)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Look, I may have jumped the gun here. (she tries to kiss him, but he ducks it and moves away) Um, I just got out of a relationship and I’m not really in a, in a commitment kind of place.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey’s Sister: No, I’m Mary-Theresa.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Mary-Angela: (standing behind Chandler) I am!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Mary-Theresa: It’s no big deal. Chandler was just kissin’ me because he thought I was Mary-Angela.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: I wasn’t sure which one Mary-Angela was. (all of Joey’s sisters gasp) Look, I’m sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey’s Sister: I say, punch him Joey.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought you’d be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Joey if you wanna punch me, go ahead, I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family, you’re my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Cookie: So what. I say, punch him.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: No! No! No! No, I’m not going to punch Chandler.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Cookie: I’ll do it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: No you won’t. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, he’s sorry. But, (to Chandler) you’ve got one more apology to make, all right, you’ve got to apologize to Mary-Angela.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... (gives her a flower)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldn’t shut up.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: I’m so proud of you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: Listen, I’m ah, I’m sorry I’ve been so crazy and jealous and, it’s just that I like you a lot, so...

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: I know.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh, I did!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: Yeah, I do know.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Phoebe: Oh, I’m sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Phoebe: God, I hope they kick his ass!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Honey, I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Guy: (muffled) May I help you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Mr. Geller: I don’t know. They-they must be your mother’s, but please, please don’t ask her. I’ll throw these away. (He puts them in his pocket as Ross finds something of interest in one of his boxes.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

CHANDLER: Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Monica: I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way, and he didn't know he was adopted. And there's a slight chance I may have told him.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Ross: I do-I do not have a boyfriend. There’s a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Joey: I can’t believe I’m going to lose this job!

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

ROSS: Look, I know you don't want to hear this right now but, we've seen him in his new place, alright. And he's happy, he's, he's decorated.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

MONICA: Aren't you afraid that Joey's going to figure all of this out?� (pause)� I heard it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) I’m right, right?

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Monica: (hugging Chandler) I don’t think you’ll ever get my parents that drunk!

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: No-no-no, but I am mad! I am mad! Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And it’s all sitting up in my living room and all I can think about is how I don’t have that lamp!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

ROSS: Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Phoebe: Now you will not believe this. But, I was in the copy room, making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Joey: We’re now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Phoebe: Okay, ah, before you get all talky again, umm, could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

RICHARD: Oh, hey. I love children, I have children. I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isn’t the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now I’m just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies. I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

MONICA: Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? [Rachel gives her a look from hell] That's fine.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how ‘bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesn’t move.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Phoebe: Ooh, I'll go in on that with you! I couldn't think of anything.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Joey: I mean, the job’s easy and the money’s good, you know? I guess I’m going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Janice: No, you were right, you were right. I mean, I-I-I’ve got to give my marriage another chance.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Monica: Yeah! Oh and interesting because I found the cameras in one of our bags! (Throws them into his chest.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Ross: I do not always have to be—okay, okay. (starts to leave)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Rachel: All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it...

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Chandler: Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Joey: I’m telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? (Looks at Ross.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Ross: Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. (hangs up)

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Ross: I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Joey: I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

ROSS: It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I. . . Well, you just must think I'm weird.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Rachel: Oh, I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks that my bladder is a squeeze toy. (Goes to the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I…knew…you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Malcom: (reading) I met Phoebe today. She was really nice to me eventhough I'm such a loser. And, then when I was walking home I thought about her a lot, it was weird, but kinda cool.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Monica: I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: I can do that, yeah. How is Friday?

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Charlton Heston: Put some pants on kid so I can kick your butt.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Susan: I thought they could...I'll try to get back as soon as I can. I'm sorry. (Ross realizes Kristin was expecting him to laugh, so he starts to laugh hysterically.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I can’t do it with you guys watching me!

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: Honey see, it doesn’t mean that I don’t love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work it’s-it’s for me y'know, I’m out there, on my own, and I’m doing it and it’s scary but I love it, because it’s mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Ross: That’s the day you’re gonna die? See—darnit, I’ve got shuffleboard that day.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: No! No I can’t. I mean Rachel’s out with some guy. My baby went with her. If anything that picture keeps moving further away.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Phoebe: Oh y’know what’s sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

JOEY: Well uh, I had breakfast here so technically I saved $3.50.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Joey: Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Phoebe: Okay, remember that little problem I was having during my fourth month of pregnancy?

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Emily: (laughs) Well, I should hope not. Ross knows better than that by now.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Monica: I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Rachel: Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: I wanted it for years! I was gonna make cookies for my children.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: Yeah, I-I can’t—I mean y’know I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I just—I feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Tim: Wow! Umm, okay. Umm… (To Phoebe) I-I-I realize I came on a little strong but, it’s only because I think you’re so amazing. (To Monica) And uh, I-I just wanna, I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here because I—you’re the most talented chef I’ve ever worked for. Anyway… (Starts to leave and Phoebe and Monica trade looks.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: Hey Ross, I was wondering if… Oh my God!! Where are all the men???

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Joey: (eating) Huh. So then I can heat this up? (Goes and does so.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Monica: Yeah, and y’know, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: No, I fold. (lays cards down, and gets up)

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Phoebe: Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest) uh, boobs.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Ross: Ok, now, is there anything I can do to... you know, butter him up? Anything he really likes?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

JOEY: Well, I couldn't do it. I told her I didn't want to get the part that way.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: I don’t know, but it smells good. (He gets up and heads for the door only to stop short and start laughing.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Rachel: Och, god. (seeing Emma) Oh, thank god, you�re okay. I�m so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Ross: I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Joey: You know, I could like maybe... I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Chandler: It’s a funny story, actually. (coughs) I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I’d move to Tulsa, I didn’t really know what I was saying.

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca lounger’s gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And I’m still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

ROSS: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and don’t come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my… (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Rachel: Mon, honey you’re not dying. I’m just moving out. Y’know, I mean we’re gonna see each other all the time.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

CHANDLER: Man, I am so beat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Ross: Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Chandler: I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: If they can’t find a home for her, they kill her! And I’m not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Earl: It’s just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: I don’t know. It’s-it’s just…lately, I’ve been feeling… Okay, here’s what it is… (Pause) You know what? I feel a lot better, thanks! (Starts to leave)

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

JOEY: Absolutely.� You'd do it for me.� Not that you ever have to because I know how to keep my women satisfied.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Doug: But seriously, I believe that we should all support President Clinton. And her husband Bill. (Chandler does the laugh.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Joey: And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Joshua: Yeah, it’s-it’s my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I would’ve told you about it, but I didn’t know they would be here.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18