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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh… Oh wait, I don’t have to lie to you, you don’t live here anymore. Uh, I’m eating their food. What are you doing?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Joey: Whoa, I didn’t know we could date your sister!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: I’m good.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Joey: I can’t believe Ross went out with Rachel’s sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: (to Gunther) I’ll take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: I guess so.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: Yeah-uh-huh. Tomorrow night, Valentine’s Day, the most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen? I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I can’t! I can’t! I can’t! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just can’t. It’s just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I can’t do it! I can’t do it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: (while Rachel is finishing her rant) Okay! Okay! Okay! It’s okay. (Rachel stops.) It’s okay. Hey, it’s too weird for you, I won’t see her again.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Thank you. I…yeah.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: I mean after tomorrow night.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it! (Starts to freak out.) It’s just gonna freak me out!!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! I’ll-I’ll tell her tonight I can’t see her anymore.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on that’s-that’s crazy—I mean that’s crazy. So what’s-what’s going on with you? What is going on with you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: Well umm, oh! I might be teaching another class this semester!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh y’know what’s sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: (totally not crying) Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: Chandler there’s nothing wrong with crying! I mean you don’t have to be so macho all the time.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: I’m not macho.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: Yeah you’re right. I don’t know what I was thinking.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Y’know? I’m not a crying kind of guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: I’d be sad sure, but I wouldn’t cry.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, I’m rich!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: Oh, I’ve got it! I have got it! (Gets up and gets something from the dresser underneath the TV.) Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: No! Look, I don’t cry! It’s not a big deal! Okay?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

The Fan: Can-can I get your autograph, I’m your biggest fan. (Holds out a napkin and a pen.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh you’re my biggest fan? I’ve always wanted to meet you! Hi! (Shakes his hand.) Sure! Yeah! (Signs the autograph)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

The Fan: Wow! Wow, thanks a lot! I just wanna say, I think you’re really talented.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

The Fan: I have no idea what you’re talking about. But I, but I just got Phoebe Buffay’s autograph!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

The Fan: Oh yeah! I’ve seen all her movies.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Joey: (laughs) I don’t think so.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

The Fan: No-no, it was! She was in Sex Toy Story 2, Lawrence of Alabia, and I got her autograph! The guys at the comic book store aren’t gonna believe this! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Gunther: Well, I wouldn’t call her a star, but she’s really good. You should check out Inspecther Gadget.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Jill: Y’know, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but I’m not gonna date some random guy from your work.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Jill: It’s probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesn’t like the way I dress—No that can’t be it. It’s really gotta be the smart thing. Oh I’m so stupid! I’m just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Because you are my sister and Ross and I have this huge history…

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Jill: I don’t understand, do you want to go out with Ross?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: I’m not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Jill: Can’t have?! Excuse me, the only thing I can’t have is dairy! (Starts to storm out.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: …I am jealous of her?! I mean who does she think she is?! Princess Caroline?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Do I have my own castle?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Joey: Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I don’t think it’s the kind you’re gonna like.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didn’t know he was in there. (They all kinda look at him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Wow! I mean, I just—I can’t, I can’t believe this. Y’know, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe who’s always been somewhat of a question mark.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, y’know she had such a terrible childhood.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I don’t do porn.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Joey: All right well, I’d better take that back.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Joey: We can’t watch that! I mean that’s Phoebe!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Joey: No! Hey no! This is wrong you guys! Phoebe’s our friend! Well, I’m not gonna watch it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Buffay, the Vampire Layer: Ah, I thought I’d find you here, Nasforatool.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Buffay, the Vampire Layer: Actually, I was kinda hoping it would be the other way around.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Joey: Re! Re! Then I can watch that! Rewind it! Rewind it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe: (entering) Hey! What’s up? (Sees the TV) Oh my God! What am I doing?!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: Yeah I know, but I figured a shot y’know? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldn’t think I was y’know, all dead inside.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: Oh that’s so sweet! Look Chandler I don’t care if you can’t cry, I love you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, we’re up at the altar and I’m like this. (Makes a bored face.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: I won’t care, because I know you will be feeling it all in here. (Points to her heart.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: Okay, well I won’t uh, worry about this anymore then.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And you’re writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still can’t shed one tiny tear, I know you’ll be crying a river inside.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: Aww, I love you so…

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: What?! You can’t shed a tear for your dead wife!! Now, I left you a note from the beyond!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to… (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-that’s just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, they’ve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if they’re watching.) Uhh what’s-what’s-what’s the matter?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Jill: Rachel and I had a really big fight, can I come in? I-I mean I know we’re not supposed to see each other anymore and I’m okay with that, it’s just that I don’t know anybody in the city and I really need somebody to talk to about it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Jill: (entering) I don’t want to talk about it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Jill: Totally, I love them! And, maybe you could finish telling me about all the different kinds of sand.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: Well, I’d love to! Here, you wait right here and I’ll go get the projector and my notes!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I can’t find her anywhere.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: No, I haven’t.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Well, is Ross home? Maybe I’ll just call him to see if he’s actually seen her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ursula: No I’m not.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ursula: Yeah, can I help you with something?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe: Look, I’m talking right now! You’re—you mean her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ursula: Yeah, I can talk them into giving you like, 30 dollars.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Jill: Yeah. Ooh, I know what this is missing! Alcohol!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: So that’s the only reason she could be here huh? It couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe I’m a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: Y’know what? I think I can take care of myself, I’ll talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that you’re just using me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe: So, I just came from the company Ursula works for.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe: No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffay’s checks; there were a lot of them.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe: Um-mmm, and I won’t have to go there anymore because I gave them my correct address.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh no! No! I know how to handle it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe: Yeah. (She notices some guy putting a coat on his girlfriend is trying to remember where he’s seen her before.) (To him) You’re trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, I’ll give you a hint. From porn! Okay? (He tries to rush his girlfriend out.) Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! (To Joey) See?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Oh! I knew it! What happened?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Well, it doesn’t sound like it! I mean, it’s pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just don’t kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didn’t stop it. I guess I-I just wasn’t thinking…

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: Oh wait—hold it! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: No, I mean, look I don’t know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I don’t want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Wow. I, I don’t even know what to say. Thank you. (Gently kicks him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just don’t see why those two can’t work things out!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Jill: All right, I’m leaving! Because I’m not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. That’s you Rachel!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Yeah, I got that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Jill: (To Ross) And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: (starts crying) I-I can’t believe Jill’s gone. (They all look at him.) I can’t help it, I opened a gate.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: See, I’ve been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people I’m only planning on doing this once. So, uh y’know, maybe this is selfish and I’m sorry about it, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Ross: (to Paul) Just-just so you know I was a freshman and she was a senior. So it wasn’t as bad as-as…

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Joey: Joey Tribbiani! From the wall! (The dry cleaner doesn’t remember) Okay, maybe this will jog your memory, huh? (Holds his picture up in front of his face.) Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, I’m ready to go back up on the wall I’m the star of a new TV show.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! That’s it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day!   From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) That’s right!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

ROSS: I was thinkin' about it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Rachel: All right, look, here’s the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, I’ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Joey: So that’s why I feed my dog Purina One! Pick up a bag today! (He turns, looks at the bag and realizes he won’t be able to pick it up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe. Yes, I typed that earlier. We’re seeing this again, only this time Ross as already started playing.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Joey: I know I’m having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: Well, okay so, I don’t have it all worked out quite yet. Just don’t say anything to Rachel, please?

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Rachel: Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Dr. Franzblau: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Rachel: I am not a pushover!

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Kate: I don’t know! I just, just do this! I-I always have to pick the like the smartest guy, or-or the most talented guy… Why can’t I just pick someone like you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Monica: Well, so far I have uh, my bride’s maids dresses won’t get picked up, my veil gets lost, or I don’t have my something blue.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Nope, hymn 253, His Eyes Are On The Sparrow! When my parents got divorced is when I started using humour as a defence mechanism. (answers the door and it’s Rachel again.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Ross: Look, I do not re-love her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: I’m a lady Monica, I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. (She starts to open up her blouse.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Charlie: Please, I've been crazed all day! I had a meeting with the Dean, and my syllabus for summer school is due and I'm writing the Foreword for a friend's book...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel:  ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you’ve grown. Y'know?  I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.”  Ooh, I just wish we hadn’t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And I’m sure we’re all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Phoebe: (to Monica) Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Monica: And I have costumes.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Man: I’m in the middle… (The elevator door closes, cutting him off.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Hello? No rejection? I got shot down at fat camp! Boy, kids are mean when they’re hungry.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Rachel: No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Dina: Bobby Corso, but he’s a real nice guy. I like him a lot. He’s real funny.

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Phoebe: Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Julio: I thought I would, but the translation's no good.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (He’s frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Rachel: Thank you. (Gets up) Now are you sure? Because once I make a copy, there’s no turning back.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: You know, it's funny. Every time you say "triplets," I immediately think of three hot blonde 19-year olds.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: Oooh, I’m afraid that does not exist.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Joey: A monologue? I don't have.. (sees the book he was reading before for his "dramatic reading") I got it. (hangs up) (announces to the room) Aah! so... I'm gonna take off!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Monica: I made her. (Phoebe looks shocked) Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Monica: That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses) Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Rachel: Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Chandler: Oh that’s not true! That’s not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it… (notices the look on Monica and Phoebe’s faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it… (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials…

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. It’s just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, it’s making all the other guys jealous.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey:  I was tryin’ to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I’m gonna do?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Monica: Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: SON OF A BITCH! (turns to his right to see three kids staring at him) (To the kids) Oh relax! I didn't say the 'F' word! (They go away)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: Yeah, I recognize the ankles!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Rachel: Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you he's really sweet and he's really funny and he's just ugh, got a good heart. And besides, I y'know, I think he really likes you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

CHANDLER: I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Phoebe: Oh, but I can't do that-

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Monica: (re-entering) I’m gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. (To Chandler) He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Chandler: Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. (pause) I added the "a-gogo."

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I’ll get the furniture polish!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: (to the mask) I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: All right, well first of all I would like to say that you both performed very well. Okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And-and I would also like to say that in this competition there are no losers. Well, except for Rachel—Damnit!

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Rachel: Well can we see it?! Oh maybe we shouldn’t. I mean if she just died this morning out of respect.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: Umm. Well, there’s Rachel, and umm, I think that’s it. How bout you?

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

{There's another continuity error here. Before Monica says I love you, Chandler's holding the vests so that you couldn't see the collar, you could see all three, and they were folding nicely. After she says the line and the camera cuts back to Chandler, you can only see two out of the three, you can see the collar of the top one, and it looks like it was folded sloppily, unlike before. Hey, you notice things while spending this much time on this!}

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Ross: I�m serious. C�mon, you should go. Here. (shoves her outside, while she tries to stay) No, uh-uh, just go.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Ross: (blows it) Sorry. ‘Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Okay, come on! (blows on the dice) Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! (They all look at him, and he shuts up and rolls the dice.) (he moves his piece) Okay. (reading a card) Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let’s see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: Oh Ross, calm down, I’ll give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Chandler: Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Helena: I’m not very fond of New York. Queens I like. (Noticing Monica’s ring.) Ooh, what is this sparkle something! (Shows the audience who woos.) Honey! Huh?

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Young Ross: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought they’d brighten up the place. They do don’t you think?

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

CHANDLER: Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Ross: I just, I hate this so much! I mean, every time I go pick her up at the airport, it’s-it’s so great. But at the same time I’m thinking, "Well, I’m gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off."

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Chandler: No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive… (Thinks a little while.) Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! I’m on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. It’s umm, it’s umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe y’know after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay I’ll see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Rachel: Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Well, what about me?! I’m a medical marvel!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: This couch, is cut in half! I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half!

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Amy: Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica: It’s a dead dog. That’s Chi-Chi; she died when I was in high school.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: (running back) She said yes!! She said yes!! (To Joey) Awful play, man. Whoah. (To All) Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian, and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'. 'Chand-lrr'. I think I like it better that way. (To Joey) Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you. (He fishes a card out of his pocket.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Chandler: (smiling cheekily) I do! Want a hint? huh? "I do" (Monica looks confused, so Chandler repeats) "I do".

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! I’m next! It’s my turn! It’s only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I’m going to sue you! Not this hospital, I’m going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) he’s a lawyer!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: (looking through it) Really? Wow! It looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Look, I-I don’t want to miss anymore baby stuff. So…Here. Here’s my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! I’ll be there! Okay? I don’t care if it’s three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Rachel: And remember how I said I was going to keep it in my purse so that if it rang I could just pick it up?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Joey: Chandler, look they’re actors. They’re there to do a job, just ‘cause they work together, doesn’t mean they’re gonna get together. I mean just ‘cause it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, it doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen with them.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Carl: I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! I mean, don't get me wrong... I'm not against environmental issues per se.... it's just that guy!

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

The Woman: I told ‘em your candy is absolutely indescribable!

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Joey: Uh, why, it’s a... (he picks a book up) one of her favorites, uh, (he reads the title of the book) “Riding the Storm Out. Coping with post-partum depression” eesh! (he puts the book back and picks up another) “Love you forever”. Love you forever. By Robert Munsch. Published by Firefly books. Printed (he pauses and changes the tone to a dramatic one) in Mexico. A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and while she held him she sang “I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby you’ll be”. (the picture fades and Joey is now finishing the book). And while he rocked her, he sang “I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby you’ll be”.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Joey: (reading) "When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share, I can not help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving and…" And then I can’t think of a good word for right here. (He points to the stop on the paper where he left off.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Well, I assume I’ll have to take showers with him, but y'know, that’s true of any job.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application.

"Friends", season 5, episode 7