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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Rachel: I cannot believe that you didn’t tell me that we are still married!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Look I was going to tell you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. But I just couldn’t face another failed marriage.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Phoebe, I told her you already knew.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! {Transcriber’s note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, I’d have the keys surgically attached to my hand!} Hey Gunther, these yours?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Gunther: Yeah, that’s what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Well, I didn’t realize until I got home. I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y’know what? I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, I’ll be sure to give him your shoe.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay, well I’ll bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, they’re not actually puppies, they’re Frank and Alice’s triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and I’m nervous ‘cause I’ve never done that before by myself!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, I’m gonna pass. ‘Cause I was kinda iffy when it was puppies.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Woman: (walking up) I love your car.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Woman: I bet it’s fast.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: So, I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Ross’s, and I have nowhere to live! Wow. I could so easily freak out right now.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I don’t have a roommate.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well, maybe-maybe I could be your roommate Pheebs.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. I’ll take care of everything.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well sure, if you say you’re gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now I’m gonna do this my way and I don’t want to hear a peep out of you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Ross! Y’know what, I just got—why? Why did you do this?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Look I told you…

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: I don’t wanna hear "Three failed marriages!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well, y’know what? Thanks to you I’m half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don’t think I have ever been this angry!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: What about the time I said we were on a break?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: (rapidly) I’m doing okay. I think it’s going well. Do you think they’re having fun? Am I talking to fast?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. It’s times like these I’m glad Smell-O-Vision hasn’t been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When you’re done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: See that’s where I think that you’re wrong. We’ve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y’know Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around… (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Okay, I’m a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Yeah? (Checking the final diaper) Well this is not what I ordered.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Hey babies! Oh, I’m having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche I’ve got the keys too, still there!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: You should see the treatment I get when I’m with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, they’re gonna start to think that I don’t own it. So I figured I’ll wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges and rags and Carnuba wax and polishing compound.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: And that’s just in the city. I get her up to 160 when I take her upstate.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Guy #2: Well, I’ll see you later.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now I’m just polishing her up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I don’t come to this city much so I don’t know if you’re crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) I’ll uh, save your parking spot.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

The Porsche Owner: I’m not coming back.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

The Porsche Owner: I live upstate.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Yeah, so did I.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: I don’t know why I was so nervous about this. And I don’t know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: They’re not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Oh it’s so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Oh, I can still do that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: (entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybe you’re right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: I swallowed the sonic blaster gun.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Well, I was trying to prove that I was right. Y’know? And it turns out I was wrong. And now it’s lodged in my throat. (Mimics a cat trying to cough up a hairball.) (He does it again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Fine, I’m mentally unstable.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: (starts to cry) Ross, please, I found the magazines!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Okay, I’m sorry, this is insane! I-I-I’m not addicted to heroin, I’m not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, I’ll consummate this marriage right here, right now!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Judge: Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly don’t qualify for an annulment. If you two don’t want to be together you’ll have to file for divorce.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies. I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Come on! What are you doing?! I’m in character! Would you talk to her! (Storms out.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Ahh, I think it just moved. It’s really poking me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: The babies are asleep, I’m sure you’ll be okay on your own for a while!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: I think that’s gum.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: I’m pretty sure it’s gun.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, I’m gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, I’ll set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? ‘Cause let’s face it, we’re at Monica’s. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, that’s just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you can’t answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, you’re a lot mischievous! Well, it’ll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister now—who aren’t there! (They both have disappeared as well.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monica’s apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, it’s messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what I’m talking about.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay, so I totally took care of the babies all by myself! I fed ‘em, bathed ‘em, and put ‘em to bed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: I know, the babies are asleep.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: You’re right, you’re right I shouldn’t freak out. ‘Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God you’re home, I was getting worried.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, I’ve already signed everything and I put little ‘X’s where you need to sign.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Okay Ross, we’re—wait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didn’t really, I didn’t want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: So then if-if—I mean if you think about it, this is all (Pause.) your fault.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: I’ve got to say; I know I divorce a lot of women, never thought I would be divorcing you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn’t be a secret, and we wouldn’t have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Did I, did I even treat?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: That may be the most depressing thing I’ve heard in my life. I should probably get these to my lawyer’s office.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: I’m gonna need a copy of those.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Ross: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: And if you wait right here, I’ll go get Ross. (Phoebe grabs his arm and prevents him from escaping.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Monica: I can’t leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Phoebe: That’s right, exactly. (sees them) All right, it’s a good bye kiss, that’s good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what I’m saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, I’ve decided I’m gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: No-no-no, if you unplug it, I’ll have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work. (She unplugs it.) No! (And plugs it back in.) Hey look at that! Look at that, it’s still there! This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM (Read Only Memory, it’s a memory chip.) Chip in it or something!

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Mrs. Geller: ...No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Phoebe: Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Chandler: Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Hey, I can be smooth. (Walks back to the Maitre d', very smoothly) Listen, we're a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, I'd appreciate it. (Shakes his hand)

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Rachel: Well, yeah! I’m still pursuing that.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Ross: I’m afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

JOEY: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, [Joey from TV] you know that's bad fo r the paper tray.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Janine: Thanks. (To Monica and Ross) Great so we can all go together! I gotta run. Catch you later!

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Phoebe: The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Charlie: You know, actually I'm a little surprised to myself. I mean, Joey is so different from the guys I usually date. I mean, they're all professors, and intellectuals, and paleontologists mostly, you know, very cerebral...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: Nice try; I’m keeping the boots.

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Monica: Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. I’m-I’m gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Rachel: Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the extended disco version, with three choruses of "You'll never make it on your own".

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Joey: (to a guy) Bijan for men? (to a guy) Bijan for men? (To a woman) Bijan for... (Sees it's a woman and stops.) (To Annabelle who walks up.) Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Joey: I thought you paid. (Rachel does not answer and seems puzzled) Ha, guess we won’t be going back there!

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

Monica: (kneels with him) Chandler, umm, I want you to take just a minute and I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Monica: No, no it’s going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably don’t say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, I’m-I’m saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she can’t because she’s dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember she’s dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didn’t see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesn’t get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Here’s to mom and dad! Whatever!

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. (To Monica) Hey, how about maroon?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Rachel: Oh it’s all right. I’m guess I’m just done with the whole dating thing. It’s one more thing in my life that’s suddenly completely different. This is hard.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah, yeah, I think it looks pretty good. I was a little worried I was uncovering a birthmark right aboutthere, but it turned out to be a little piece of chocolate.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby…I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Rachel: Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. Y’know what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, (She goes over to get all of her belongings from the desk, which amount to a muffin and a pen) and I will be gone by the end of the day! (Realizes she has nothing.) Well, I guess there’s no use to me sticking around ‘til the end of the day! (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Chandler: Oh, it’s not just that, I would be England’s most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majesty’s secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill. (Worried.) Would Monica let me wear this?

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Monica: See, I’ve been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people I’m only planning on doing this once. So, uh y’know, maybe this is selfish and I’m sorry about it, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Ross: (to Paul) Just-just so you know I was a freshman and she was a senior. So it wasn’t as bad as-as…

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Joey: Joey Tribbiani! From the wall! (The dry cleaner doesn’t remember) Okay, maybe this will jog your memory, huh? (Holds his picture up in front of his face.) Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, I’m ready to go back up on the wall I’m the star of a new TV show.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! That’s it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day!   From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) That’s right!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

ROSS: I was thinkin' about it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Rachel: All right, look, here’s the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, I’ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Joey: So that’s why I feed my dog Purina One! Pick up a bag today! (He turns, looks at the bag and realizes he won’t be able to pick it up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe. Yes, I typed that earlier. We’re seeing this again, only this time Ross as already started playing.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Joey: I know I’m having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: Well, okay so, I don’t have it all worked out quite yet. Just don’t say anything to Rachel, please?

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Rachel: Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Dr. Franzblau: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Rachel: I am not a pushover!

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Kate: I don’t know! I just, just do this! I-I always have to pick the like the smartest guy, or-or the most talented guy… Why can’t I just pick someone like you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Monica: Well, so far I have uh, my bride’s maids dresses won’t get picked up, my veil gets lost, or I don’t have my something blue.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Nope, hymn 253, His Eyes Are On The Sparrow! When my parents got divorced is when I started using humour as a defence mechanism. (answers the door and it’s Rachel again.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Ross: Look, I do not re-love her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: I’m a lady Monica, I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. (She starts to open up her blouse.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Charlie: Please, I've been crazed all day! I had a meeting with the Dean, and my syllabus for summer school is due and I'm writing the Foreword for a friend's book...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel:  ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you’ve grown. Y'know?  I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.”  Ooh, I just wish we hadn’t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And I’m sure we’re all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Phoebe: (to Monica) Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Monica: And I have costumes.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Man: I’m in the middle… (The elevator door closes, cutting him off.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Hello? No rejection? I got shot down at fat camp! Boy, kids are mean when they’re hungry.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Rachel: No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Dina: Bobby Corso, but he’s a real nice guy. I like him a lot. He’s real funny.

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Phoebe: Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Julio: I thought I would, but the translation's no good.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (He’s frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Rachel: Thank you. (Gets up) Now are you sure? Because once I make a copy, there’s no turning back.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: You know, it's funny. Every time you say "triplets," I immediately think of three hot blonde 19-year olds.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: Oooh, I’m afraid that does not exist.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Joey: A monologue? I don't have.. (sees the book he was reading before for his "dramatic reading") I got it. (hangs up) (announces to the room) Aah! so... I'm gonna take off!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Monica: I made her. (Phoebe looks shocked) Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Monica: That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses) Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Rachel: Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Chandler: Oh that’s not true! That’s not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it… (notices the look on Monica and Phoebe’s faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it… (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials…

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. It’s just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, it’s making all the other guys jealous.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey:  I was tryin’ to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I’m gonna do?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Monica: Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: SON OF A BITCH! (turns to his right to see three kids staring at him) (To the kids) Oh relax! I didn't say the 'F' word! (They go away)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: Yeah, I recognize the ankles!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Rachel: Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you he's really sweet and he's really funny and he's just ugh, got a good heart. And besides, I y'know, I think he really likes you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

CHANDLER: I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Phoebe: Oh, but I can't do that-

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Monica: (re-entering) I’m gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. (To Chandler) He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Chandler: Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. (pause) I added the "a-gogo."

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I’ll get the furniture polish!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: (to the mask) I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: All right, well first of all I would like to say that you both performed very well. Okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And-and I would also like to say that in this competition there are no losers. Well, except for Rachel—Damnit!

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Rachel: Well can we see it?! Oh maybe we shouldn’t. I mean if she just died this morning out of respect.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: Umm. Well, there’s Rachel, and umm, I think that’s it. How bout you?

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

{There's another continuity error here. Before Monica says I love you, Chandler's holding the vests so that you couldn't see the collar, you could see all three, and they were folding nicely. After she says the line and the camera cuts back to Chandler, you can only see two out of the three, you can see the collar of the top one, and it looks like it was folded sloppily, unlike before. Hey, you notice things while spending this much time on this!}

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Ross: I�m serious. C�mon, you should go. Here. (shoves her outside, while she tries to stay) No, uh-uh, just go.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Ross: (blows it) Sorry. ‘Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Okay, come on! (blows on the dice) Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! (They all look at him, and he shuts up and rolls the dice.) (he moves his piece) Okay. (reading a card) Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let’s see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: Oh Ross, calm down, I’ll give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10