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Monica: So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.
Chandler: Oh since forever! I used to go all over town listening to bands!
Monica: I will.
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
Joey: Oh yeah, I added three.
Chandler: Sure! Thats one of the great things about being engaged. Im not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.
Ross: (exhales) I got it. (He lifts the box and grunts under the strain.) (Calmly) So hi, Im uh, Im Ross and this is my friend Chandler. (He shyly waves.)
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Kristen: I I uh, actually just moved from four blocks over.
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Kristen: Oh Id like that.
Phoebe: (wearing a veil) Am I crazy or does this totally go?!
Monica: This is it. Yeah, this is the one. I cant believe I found it!
The Woman: Wow you look so beautiful! If I knew you, Id cry.
Monica: Well Im Monica Geller, ball like a baby.
The Woman: Im Megan Bailey.
Megan: Oh no, these dresses are all so amazing but there is no way I could afford one.
Monica: No, I cant afford this either. No. I-I-Im, Im just to figure out which one I want then Im gonna get it at Kleinmans, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale.
Megan: Oh Im not, I just like to try these on.
Rachel: I do the same thing.
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Megan: I know! I almost called off my wedding. Oh, whos your band?!
The Woman: I own this store.
Kristen: Im moving in.
Joey: Oh uh, can I give you a hand?
Joey: Im Joey. (They shake hands.)
Kristen: Ill remember that.
Kristen: Oh I, I have plans tonight.
Kristen: You look strong, why dont I take that and you grab one of the boxes.
Joey: Okay. Yeah. (She leaves and he goes to pick up a box marked books, but decides to take the box marked pillows instead.) Yeah, Ill grab this one. (He follows her upstairs.)
A Woman: What is taking so long?! I mean whatever!
Rachel: Well I
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Monica: Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)
Phoebe: (hearing the signal) Im coming! Im coming! (She takes off towards the signal and almost knocks another woman over.)
Phoebe: Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position frantically blowing on the whistle.) What are you doing? (Rachel doesnt stop.) Did you find the dress? (Rachel wont stop so Phoebe pinches her nose shut which causes her to spit the whistle out.)
Phoebe: IWe gotta get Monica. (She starts to leave.)
Ross: Yeah in fact, Im gonna go call her right now. And Ill make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Joey: Well check it out, I was with this really hot girl who just moved in right across the street!
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Joey: Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, Im dating this girl whos also seeing another guy. But, I dont know, Im not to worried about it.
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Ross: Well now lets-lets look at this objectively, I think I should date her
Joey: (not buying it) Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or, or Im the one who dates her.
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Joey: Yeah-yeah I like that but just to go in another direction
Ross: Maybe Ill take her to that new French restaurant down the street
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Ross: Well sorry, thats what I do on dates.
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
Ross: I was thinking more like a hundred.
Joey: Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars?
Phoebe: I know. Hand me a tissue. (Monica hands her one.)
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
Ross: I am dressed.
Ross: I have an oily T-zone!
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Joey: Oh-oh! So thats the way its gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too yknow!
Joey: I dont know.
Ross: Why am I not surprised?
Joey: Yknow what Ross? Im not gonna let you get away with this!
Ross: I dont think you have much choice.
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Chandler: But I love swing music!
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Chandler: I dont want to say.
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Ross: Oh yeah its fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.
Joey: Oh I like this place. And technically, technically Im not breaking any rules so I
Ross: Hi. (They shake hands.) Its nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I dont anymore.
Joey: Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! (Sits down.)
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Chandler: Hi, honey! Im home!
Chandler: Yknow its funny I started it but, now its scary me. So could you come out here please?
Monica: No, Im wearing a wedding dress.
Monica: Yeah but Im not keeping it.
Chandler: Well then why cant I see it?
Monica: Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you cant like it.
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Chandler: Yeah, thats like the most ugliest dress Ive ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?
Chandler: Oh thats great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean its like yuck! Its terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!
Chandler: (without turning around) I thought you were gonna be gone all day.
Monica: Im sorry. Im sorry. I-I should probably leave you girls alone. (She heads for the bedroom.)
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Phoebe: Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and waters fine.
Joey: Yes! I will have the lobster ravioli.
Phoebe: (checking her watch) Yeah, Im very wise. I know.
Joey: You were right before. I mean, friends are so important.
Joey: A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldnt schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Phoebe: Oh, I wouldnt miss this.
Chandler: Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Rachel: Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. (She introduces them.) Hes the head of my department.
Phoebe: Well, Ill tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)
Chandler: All right, Ill pick that one. (Points.)
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Joey: I didnt tell him. I didnt know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.
Frannie: I believe you know my husband.
Phoebe: Are you sure? Ill bet theres another flight to Minsk in like
Phoebe: I do too. (They kiss.)
Phoebe: Thats good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else.
Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Monica: Oh wait I forgot my wrap.
Joey: I can give it a shot.
Monica: Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!
Rachel: Oh I dont-I dont know.
Rachel: Well forget it, Im not telling that girl anything. That is not my responsibility.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Chandler: (with a quivering voice) No, Im not!
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think were gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Phoebe: Oh! I wont say, no to a movie!
Chandler: Where is she? Im not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)
Whitney: Well, I went over to Kyles last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing
Carol: Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
RACHEL: Of course I clean it. I mean, I,I will cleeeean it. I mean, I will cleeeean it.
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Monica: Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Joey: Ross. I was thinking we could just go down the fire escape. (Points it out.)
ROSS: Alright you know, why don't I just meet you upstairs. [Drops her on the couch and walks out holding his lower back.]
Joey: (with his mouth full) Oh yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever, I dont know (Grabs the note.)
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
Ross: I cant believe this!!
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, Im up anyway.
Monica: Oh yeah, she didnt hire me out of pity, it wasnt so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks Im good.
Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Tag: Im telling you, you never gave them to me.
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Monica: Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!"
Rachel: (looks around for the camera) Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.
Joey: (jumping up and removing the bandages) Im back baby! Ha-ha-ha!
ROSS: Hey Rach. I, uh, got you a little present. [Rachel is not impressed]. . I'll open it. It's a Slinky! Remember, huh. [sings] Walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, everyone knows it's. . . just a big spring. Alright, you still mad at me becuase of the whole. . .
Phoebe: (entering with an aquarium covered by a towel) Hey, Joey, I got you another present. (She puts it on the counter)
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
Ross: I thought that was just a rumour.
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
Ross: Emily that's ridiculous. Look, I'm-I'm moving for you, I'm cutting friends out of my life for you. Please, just get on the plane and come to New York. Okay, you'll see you're the only person I want to be with.
Monica: Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? Im sorry. Here. (Hands the mug of milk to him.)
Monica: Well fine! I want to meet this chicken expert! Send the Colonel in!
Joey: I can't believe I won.
Phoebe: Yknow, I dont-I dont think its you. This is a freaky place. (To All) Hey! Guys! (Everyone looks up.) (To Earl) Oh no, its you.
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Tim: I moved back here a couple of months ago.
Ross: Well, Im gonna lie to you Joey, its a possibility.
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
Monica: Okay. Okay, Im ready. Come on big fella!
Monica: Okay, Im up! Im up!
Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!
Ross: I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!
Tag: I did not!
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
ROSS: Yeah. And you should hold out for something bigger. I can't tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.
Mr. Treeger:: No! Youre clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging!
Ross: I would say that.
Joey: I think face to face.
Ross: Okay, Im going to start climb down you now.
Ross: Okay, here I go.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Joey: Yknow, when we talked about face to face, I dont think we thought it all the way through.
Ross: I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, Ive already signed everything and I put little Xs where you need to sign.
Monica: I have to be up in seven minutes.
Rachel: Well, yknow I was thinking of moving the couch over here.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Rachel: Im sorry, Rosita? As in
Rachel: Oh good God! Ive fallen down! (She trips and falls.)
Chandler: Couldnt I just say, "This is Ross?"
Monica: (entering, carrying a newspaper) Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section
Monica: Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.
Rachel: Joey, Joey I am so sorry.
Joey: Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...
Rachel: You're right! I mean you're right! It wasn't just the Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace, and and the Weebles' Cruise Ship. Oh, which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.
Monica: Even if I shrink down to two inches tall?