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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Part I Written by: Greg Malins Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: (To Chandler) Y’know what? Actually I’m kinda glad they’re leaving ‘cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. I’m buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: No, its…Its not that. Umm, now what I’m going to say to you, I’m not saying as your friend. Okay? I’m-I’m saying as it as Monica’s older brother.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Do I still call you Ross?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? I’m-I’m-I’m serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: I’m making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Well, so far I have uh, my bride’s maids dresses won’t get picked up, my veil gets lost, or I don’t have my something blue.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Hey! Those are all the things I’m responsible for!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: I had to go with the odds Rach.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didn’t get the part?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Yes that’s the one about the soldiers who fight in World War I!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Well anyway, the guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Oh no, I’ll be done by then.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: I know! All right, I’ll see you guys over there! I’m off to fight the Nazis.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Whoa! Okay. Yeah well, who-who was in World War I? (Rachel pauses as she thinks.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Who did we fight in World War I?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: I’m doing my scenes with you?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Wow! I can’t believe this! This is incredible. I mean you just won an Oscar!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: No I didn’t.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: I think you did.

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Richard: I think I lost. Three times.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh…I th—I thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Y’know? He’s uh, he’s a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: I don’t think so. Let’s take it back to Richard’s last line. (Walks off.) Action!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (laughs) I don’t have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel does.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: I just, I can’t believe that we made it!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: I’m sorry but…nothing.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Well…honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.

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Chandler: Yeah. Y’know I keep thinking that something stupid is gonna come up and I’ll go all…Chandler. But nothing has.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Ohh, I’m so glad. Thank you so much for staying so calm during this. I mean it’s really, it’s made me stay calm. (Chandler just looks at her.) I coulda been worse!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Okay. I’ll be right there.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: (walks up) Wow Monica! Hey, just so you know I had my uh, older brother chat with Chandler.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Well I…I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mrs. Bing: Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon there’ll be lots of little Bings. (He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mr. Geller: What?! I’ve never seen one before!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mr. Geller: I didn’t even have a chance to act as though I’m okay with it!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Aren’t you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah! But I don’t know what he looks like!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Man in the black dress… (Monica walks away and Rachel looks around to find a woman in a black dress.) (To her) Hi! I’m Rachel! I’m a friend of Monica and Chandler’s!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Woman: I’m Amanda.

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Rachel: Oh I get it! A…man…duh!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: (clinking a wine glass) Can I have everyone’s attention please? I’m uh; I’m Ross Geller.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Dad…dad, please! As I was saying umm, I’m Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and I’m the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, she’s the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if you’d all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple we’re here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: All right, I’m gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?

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Rachel: I’ll do it.

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Rachel: I said I’ll do it!

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Monica: Nobody wants to do it? All right, I’ll do it myself.

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Rachel: Monica! I’m not gonna screw it up!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Y’know what? You’re right, I’m sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Well of course that is what I’m here for!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Thanks. Yeah, I figure if I wear these in my scenes at least I won’t get spit in the eyes, y’know?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Great! All right. I’ll see you later. (He starts to leave.)

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Joey: Uh, I think he’s in Rachel’s room. See ya. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: I think Chandler’s gone. (He hands her the note.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: (reading the note) Tell Monica I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: (walking up) What’s up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica I’m sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah but, maybe it’s not what we think. Maybe it’s tell Monica I’m sorry I…drank the last of the milk.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that he’s changed his name, y’know? Tell Monica I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: I think it means he freaked out and left!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Look—Okay, I’m just gonna—I’m gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: (pointing at Ross) Okay but if you don’t find him and bring him back, I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: (scared) I will, I will find him.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: I found the picture!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Okay uh, look I know you’re a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff…

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: Well of course I am!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Gunther: No. No, I haven’t seen him.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Gunther: I wasn’t invited.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know I’m looking for him?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mr. Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know I’m looking for her.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: I found the picture!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Oh, I’m-I’m not working tomorrow.

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Joey: No! No! I can’t! You gotta get me out of it! I’ve got plans! (Spits.) Important plans! (Spits on the Ps.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) I’m getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I don’t care because today’s my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (re-entering) I’m gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. It’s just…It’s just so sad!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) There’s no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: No-no! I-I…I found one.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Oh thank you! (Wiping her nose.) Oh God! (She throws it out.) Can I have another one?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesn’t show up!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Oh, I mean she’s gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl." Y’know? Then she’ll have to come back here and live all alone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it’s positive. Monica’s pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she won’t be totally alone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: I know! Monica’s gonna have a baby! Hey, can this count as her something new?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And I’m still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasn’t heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandler’s parents again!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think I’m interested in them.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Well, can’t you at least stall her a little? I’ll-I’ll go back to some of the places I went last night.

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Phoebe: Okay. I’m going with you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: All right, I’ll see you guys later.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: I’ll figure something out.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought we’d start with my make up and then do my hair.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Umm… I’m never gonna getting married!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: No Monica! I’m serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasn’t supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. It’s my best friend’s, and I’m officiating so I really can’t work past four.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: I’m having surgery!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didn’t want you to worry about me. But, I’m having surgery today.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: Look Joey, there’s nothing I can do. Besides, you’re probably gonna be out by four anyway. We’ve just got one short scene. It’s just you and Richard, and God knows he’s a pro. You’ll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: I’m wearing two belts.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: How did you guys find me? I knew I should’ve hid at the gym!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that I’m related to Monica. How is she?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: No! No! No! I can’t do that!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Because if I go home, we’re gonna become the Bings! I can’t be the Bings!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: It’s not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybody’s! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And I’ve met me; I am not Paul Newman. I don’t race cars! I don’t make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: But look Chandler, right now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I do. But I totally believe you can do this.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: I want to. I love her so much, but I’m afr…It’s too huge.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel I’m sorry! I have to start getting ready! I’m getting married today!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: I know. At dusk. That’s such a hard time for me.

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Monica: (getting up) I’m gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)

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Monica: I can’t go to lunch!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Oh good God! I’ve fallen down! (She trips and falls.)

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Rachel: Okay. All right. (Gets up.) Honey listen. When I tell you what I’m about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: (entering) Found the vest! I mean we’re gonna have to keep an eye on it, y’know make sure we don’t lose it again…

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Don’t scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And I’m the minister. Please! Please! Can you pull it together?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: Of course! I’m-I’m sorry. I-I’d hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!

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Monica: I wanna wear this everyday.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (starting to cry) I’m so happy for me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: I’m still on the set!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: I know! I’m sorry! The guy’s drunk, they won’t let me go until we get this.

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Rachel: Oh my God! I’m gonna have to find another minister.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: No! No, I’m the minister! All right, look-look, put ‘em both on the phone, I’ll marry them right now.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Ugh! Joey, I have to go.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Hey! Don’t you hang up on me! I’ll marry you and me right now! I have the power!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: I’m telling you, just a little bit at a time.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Ross, I am not gonna run away again! I just want to get a little fresh air.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, y’know. I mean there’s no way Joey’s gonna make it in time. So I’m gonna through the hotel and see if there’s any other weddings going on.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {It’s a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (He’s wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Rabbi: I don’t know. Are they Greek Orthodox?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mr. Geller: I thought he was with you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mrs. Bing: As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: I know! Hey, how’s Chandler doin’?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: I’m sorry Joey, as long as he’s here and he’s conscious we’re still shooting.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: So I uh, I just talked to the director. That’s it, we’re done for the day.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: So I got your car, it’s right outside.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) I’m serious! You’re not walking out on my sister!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (standing up) That’s right! I’m not!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: I know about Monica.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Well I was! Then I went down to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes…

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and that’s when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yeah, y’know what? I thought anything that can fit into this, can’t be scary.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so she’d know I was okay.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mr. Geller: Way to go son! I knew you’d find him!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) I’m so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: I’ve never walked down the aisle knowing it can’t end in divorce.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mrs. Geller: Oh I wish you’re grandmother had lived to see this.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mr. Geller: I love you sweetheart. (He kisses her and they sit down.)

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The Rabbi: I am Father Kalebasous.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Chandler, for so long I…I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. And now…here we are…with our future before us…and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you don’t want to. You go!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (To Ross) No, that’s okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way it’s okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I’m sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?

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Chandler: I do.

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Monica: I do.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (To Monica) I love you. And I know about the baby.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: I didn’t take a pregnancy test.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: I don’t want you to date her!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: No! No, she’s—She was nice. I mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Ross: I liked her.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert you’ve just been bumped up to table one. And if it’s all right with you I’m gonna take your place at table six—Martin Clickclocken.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Joey: Pheebs, I still need some help here

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Really? But I’m being so unreasonable.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: (pause) Wow! I don’t know, maybe. I’m…

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin’ with you too!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Joey: (starts to imagine it) I can’t. I keep seeing it the good way.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: I started that!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Monica: No you’re fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: But mom, I really know what I’m doing. I can handle this.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Ross: Okay, okay. Ooooh, ooh maybe I rode in on a Harley.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I don’t want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know it’s a terrible thing to even think this, and it’s completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! I’m very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: I’m sorry, did you say cheese?

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Mrs. Green: I know, my daughter’s told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? ‘Cause I’ll do it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Joey: Oh my God. So that’s it?! I only get to bring one guest?

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Monica: Oh look, the pool table’s free. Rack ‘em up. I’ll be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Joey: Well uh…I think I want to take Chandler.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Joey: And I know both of them, they’re really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials who’s always getting chased by those big flowers…

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? I’m not doing it! It what—look, I don’t—y’know what—eh-eh… (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Joey: Yeah! Yeah! I mean I’m sorry, I wish I can take everybody, but y’know Chandler always supported my career. He’s paid for acting classes and head shots and stuff and well this will be my way of paying you back.

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Monica: Boy, do I have a surprise for you!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Chandler: I haven’t seen this dress.

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Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didn’t you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Chandler: I always knew you were gonna make it. I’m so proud of you.

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Joey: (in a manly voice) I’m gonna go shave. (Gets up.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Phoebe: I don’t know. I-I think it’s still gonna be a while.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Phoebe: It’s interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Ross: People ask me why we’re not together, I just don’t know what to tell them.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Monica: All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, it’s all your fault.

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Rachel: No, I’m fine.

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Monica: I’m actually with her on this one.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Can I ask you something?

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

JOEY: Maybe they do. I've been doin' this ten years and I haven't gotten anywhere. There's gotta be a reason.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I don’t come to this city much so I don’t know if you’re crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself…using my wife’s tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see what’s behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!

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Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I can’t! I can’t! I can’t! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just can’t. It’s just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I can’t do it! I can’t do it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still don’t get it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: I know that you’re new at this, but this is completely unacceptable bath decorum.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If it’s gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.

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Rachel: I’ll take that bet.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Well, I’m miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.

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Rachel: Oh honey, don’t worry. I really do feel like tomorrow’s the day.

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Ross: I chose those, I’m a paleontologist.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: I’m so sorry.

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Chandler: Where have you been?! I tried to call you! I want to talk to you! I still feel so bad!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Joey: Give me a number, I don’t want to owe you anything!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.

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Joey: It’s not just the stuff he paid for, I mean it’s-it’s everything. Y’know? He read lines with me. He-he went with me on auditions when I was really nervous, and then he consoled me after I didn’t get parts that I really wanted. You always believed in me man. Even, even when I didn’t believe in myself.

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Chandler: You don’t owe me anything, I don’t want you money…

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Guru Saj: (entering) Hello, I am Guru Saj-(sees the duck)-Whoa!! (to Joey) That’s supposed to be a duck right? ‘Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league.

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Chandler: I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.

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Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Ross: This is insane, I’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Ross I—We tried all the spicy food. It’s not working.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Doug: Oh yeah-yeah-yeah, y’know I did it and I felt a hell of a lot better and if you whip it just right you might hit a seagull in the head.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Rachel: Oh, I know it. You’re right. That’s not sexy. Oh…Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but can’t quite seem to make it.) Oh God!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Ross: I love when you talk dirty to me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Monica: Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and it’s always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year I’m going to make them cry.

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Rachel: Come on Ross! I’m miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me.

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Ross: Oh, I know.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Okay! I got the keys! Okay! Okay!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Ross: I’m getting that baby out of you!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Ross: I am good. Okay! Okay! Uh, I got the pillow! I got the bag! You got the keys?

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Ross: Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, you’ve been a little short with me lately. I’m not trying to irritate you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Trudie Styler: So, I guess you and I should talk about Jack and Ben right now.

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!

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Rachel: Well, I don’t know about that, but some said that I looked like a floating angel.

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Phoebe: No, it’s not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen

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Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, I’ll stop! No teaching, okay? We’ll just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets don’t streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Who’s official name is Bapstein-King.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Okay. Um…But—Okay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.

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Ross: I really think they’re out of rooms.

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Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I’m sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: No-no-no, no, honey please, I’ve got, I’ve just have so much to deal with.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Rachel: They’re not!! Ross, they’re just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!

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Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Nurse: I’m sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! It’s time to open the presents!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Okay, it’s an audio question, name this television theme song. (Starts humming the theme to I Dream of Genie.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Phoebe: Five minutes ago, a line like that would’ve floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: Hi! Hi, I’m uh Ross. I’m here to ruin this magical day for you.

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Rachel: Oh no, I really don’t want any—(He takes the picture)—Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross…

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Julie: Oh honey, I think I’m having one too!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Phoebe: Oh wait, one sec. One sec. (Goes to the mirror) Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, (sees the look on his face) which was never!

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Chandler: Okay. I’ve been thinking about it too, and I, I think we’re ready.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Will: I’m a commodities broker.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Monica: That’s it! Right there! Is all I wanted!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

KID: Hi. Uh, did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? It's kind of an emergency.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Janice: Oh. Oh I just cannot believe Clark stood me up!

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I’m lucky to have just one good… (They all start getting emotional.)

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