words in movies
Joeys Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her identical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joeys shirts.)
The Doctor: (seeing theyre not identical) But uh, this is a study for identical twins.
Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Joey: Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?
Phoebe: Oh well, what do you know, there goes my identical twin sister. Just walkin' along looking like me. What, is this just like a freakish coincidence, or did you know she takes this train?
Joey: Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!
Joey: My identical hand twin!
Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
Joey: My identical hand twin! The person whose hands are exactly like mine! This thing is a gold mine!
(Ursula Buffay, Phoebes identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in her inimitable manner.)
Joey: I found my identical hand twin!
Chandler: No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!
Receptionist: Oh that one is available now, but only identical twins are eligible. Its a twins study.
Joey: No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!
Joey: Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project.
Phoebe: Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.