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'IF' in a movie sentence | examples for 'IF' from movies

Joey: Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any... ersonal experiments, if you know what I mean.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Ross: Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the bo—it's—it's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Joey: Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Chandler: Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Joey: He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Monica: Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Phoebe: Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out?

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Carl: I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! I mean, don't get me wrong... I'm not against environmental issues per se.... it's just that guy!

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Rachel: If we broke up, and I lost you...

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Rachel: I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do.... (gives him her drink) I mean—I'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Phoebe: Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Monica: All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, it’s all your fault.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I don’t come to this city much so I don’t know if you’re crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If it’s gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Monica: Oh, I’d like a latte. Oh y’know what? If you’re gonna talk about me, I’m gonna go with you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Doug: Oh yeah-yeah-yeah, y’know I did it and I felt a hell of a lot better and if you whip it just right you might hit a seagull in the head.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Chandler: Man, if only you’d gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: They’re not!! Ross, they’re just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Well uh, y’know what? Even if she doesn’t know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didn’t live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors’ house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didn’t like you? How would you feel?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Ross: Well, I’m sorry, but ah, look if you’re not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Chandler: If it’s not, then there’s two of them. And that would mean it’s the end of the world!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Mrs. Geller: Just…think about it. If you don’t, I’ll talk more about humping.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I just—I want you to be happy

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Phoebe: It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: And if it’s a girl?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Well I…I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: To see if know what these guys are talking about.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: But I-I was going to see if y’know, maybe you uh, start dating again but that—I mean that-that was all, Rach.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think y’know if we…if… You’re wearing the ring.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Chandler: He’s right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Ross: Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Monica: Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Rachel: You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation about say umm, sandwiches. Or uh, or my underwear.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Mary Ellen: I'll stay if you can tell me my name.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Ken: That�s not true. If you don�t wanna smoke �

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Chandler: (loud) Ken, please! No, I can�t, I can�t smoke. If I smoke, my wife would kill me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Rachel: What if she jumped out the bassinet?

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Ross: No! No I can’t. I mean Rachel’s out with some guy. My baby went with her. If anything that picture keeps moving further away.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Rachel: Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that�s true.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Joey: If you ask me to stay, I�ll pee. (leaves)

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Phoebe: No, you can�t go. No-no-no, I can�t hold this table on my own. If they ask me to move, I cave.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Ross: So listen ah, I picked Monica for secret Santa, but I’m already getting her something for Chanukah, I was wondering if you wanna switch.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we don’t want to deprive them of that joy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: Besides, if anybody's gonna get free stuff, it's gonna be me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Sandy: Oh, oh, I can do it for her, if you want...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: What kind of job is that for a man? A nanny? I-It's like if a woman wanted to be...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. If you... If you want your key back, I totally understand.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: That’s so funny to think if you’d just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s Day… (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, it’s about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those aren’t stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

David: Really? Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

LIPSON: Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Dennis Phillips: Oh, thank you. Well if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment. (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: Well it hit me anyway! And it would’ve hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Monica: Like only if the queen comes?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

PHOEBE: So?� What if they do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Monica: No, I know. But y’know what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box.� Mike is making hollow popping noises with his mouth.� He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink.� Ross smiles as if he has thought of something to say, but then he stops and sinks back in a slump on the sofa.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to… (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Ross: Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: (to Joey) Hey, listen, Joey, about Molly, I really prefer if you didn't go after her.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Phoebe: All right, I will. No, I will. But umm, y’know just remember that it’s still really early, okay so, if it says that I’m not pregnant, that doesn’t mean that I’m not gonna get pregnant, okay and, and just please, just so I don’t go completely nuts, just try not put all your hopes on this.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: All right look, if you’re not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Monica: But I thought if you left, you get fired.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: Look, Chandler, it’s my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they don’t print the name, so it doesn’t really matter who gets credit, right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Chandler: Oh, uh, well, I haven't seem it but if I do I'll let you know.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Ross: Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Oh. You mind if I join you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: Why...Why should I? I mean if she wants to move on, that's fine!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: ‘Cause you’re still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so ‘cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Mr. Geller: But pleasure is important, (To Chandler) and it helps if the woman has an orgasm. You up to the task sailor?

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Monica: Only if I don't have to get up and sing.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: OK, fine, if it means that much to you I'll get rid of Bob.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Gavin: So what if it was? I thought there was nothing going on between you two...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: You know, if it�s meant to be, I�ll guess it. Bye, bye.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Ross: Eh, if it was meant to be, it's meant to be.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Chandler: Well, she's aware when we leave the room. She may notice if we start... canoodling in it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

(Steve makes a face as if his mouth is too dry.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Ross: Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Chandler: It's okay. Go take the test and see if we're okay.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Ross: Well, if I'm still here in an hour, buy him a drink on me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Mike: I'm sorry. Are you ok with that? Cause if not...maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I don’t know if he has what it takes.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it!  Oh God, I thought… (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?

"Friends", season 7, episode 21