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'IF' in a movie sentence | examples for 'IF' from movies

Ross: (on phone) I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy, old twit!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Phoebe: Okay, 'cause right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, y'know personally. So, I just thought that it'd make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, 'cause they were so nice when I was a little kid! No one ever wrote back.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: No wait! Look, wait! Okay, you can hang up, but I'm gonna keep calling! I'm gonna, I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: No-no-no! Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to… (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: (entering) Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Monica: Well, if we owe it? (She throws down her cleaning stuff and jumps into his arms.) Oh my… When is Joey gonna be home?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Rachel: Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to… Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

[Scene: Central Perk, ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something. Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: I… I do, I do not love Rachel. I’m gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Janine: Well, if that’s what you want. I’ll just put it all in my room.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Joey: Great…Great…and thanks for being so understanding. I mean, I didn’t want to make a big deal out of this, you know. (She starts to collect all the girlie stuff up.) You could, uh, put the picture of the famous baby in my room. I mean, if you want to.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Rachel: They sent me home from work. They were like, "Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby." Well y’know what? Screw ‘em! If they don’t want me there, I’ll just hang out with you guys.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Joey: Look, Ross, really it’s-it’s no big deal. Y’know you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can’t be friends at work, then so be it. Y’know, hey I understand. Y’know? Hey, when I’m in a play and you’re in the audience, I don’t talk to you, right? So it’s y’know, it’s uh, it’s cool. I’ll see you tomorrow. (Leaves)

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Joey: Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that it’s better if we’re on the same team.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Chandler: (entering, slowly) Y’know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Monica: Ross, if you don’t tell them, then I will!

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Mr. Geller: All-right fine, but I just want to say, I’m not paying for your wine cellar. You thieving, would be speaking German if it weren’t for us, cheap little man. (Emily’s stepmum looks shocked. Jack and Judy get up and leave.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even want to be around you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: If you could do that, I’d marry the hippity-hop.

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Phoebe: Uh huh! If it’s a girl, Phoebe, and if it’s a boy, Phoebo!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

CHANDLER: Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Chandler: Alright, lo�look. I don�t smoke anymore. But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, it�s fine. (everyone lights up) So you all smoke then? That�s almost rude, that I�m not.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I weren’t wearing underpants?

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Tall Guy: No, no. She’s fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Alice: Oh no-no, never say that. If we can’t get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Kim: (to Nancy) So we talked about the (Chandler sneaks closer to her cigarette) whole presentation yesterday at lunch (Closer) and he wondered if one person would be enough (Closer) to get a take on the trip (Still closer) and I said, "Yeah, absolutely!" (She's interrupted by Chandler who has reached his goal and takes a drag from her cancer stick.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Chandler: Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Ross: Hey, y’know if you want to pick up some extra cash? Some friends of mine made good money doing telemarketing.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Joey: Yeah that really calms me down. And! We have so much in common! She loves sandwiches, sports, although she is a Met fan, not much of an issue now but if were ever to have kids, well that’s a…

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Chandler: Oh, it’s not important? It’s not important?! If it wasn’t for a bride’s maid you’d be marrying him (Points to Joey) not me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Thanks. What, let me have her?! What do mean? Like if you didn’t I wouldn’t have a shot?

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Paula: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Monica: I mean they’re trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something I’ve been waiting for my whole life.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Interviewer: Okay, we’ll give a call if anything comes up.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: I just wanna say good-bye to you guys and to see if you guys will place a little bet for me, huh? Twenty bucks on black 15.

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman! (Starts for his room.) And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Chandler: If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

PHOEBE: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Chandler: I don’t know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy’s car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day.

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Joey: If you want, I’ll sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna go too. I'm gonna go to the airport. I figure if I hang around there long enough, someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Phoebe: But are you saying that you would move out if I didn’t buy that lamp?

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Rachel: Well y’know, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time they’re 40, they marry each other.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, "If it helps!" (Goes to the bedroom.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

RACH: [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Y’know, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then I’ll ask him out.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Yeah, well you call her and tell her that y’know when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times, okay? And if I hadn’t have stopped her, there probably wouldn’t even be a wedding to go too.

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex…

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Ross: Anyway, if she, if she wasn’t in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh no, I don’t believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. (She’s pinching the bit of skin between her right thumb and forefinger with her left hand.) Then your hand starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks. (Takes the pills.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

JOEY: Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. [pause] You know, after having slept with her.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Joey: Whoa, hey, maybe I'll go down there with ya and see if I can get an audition to play the dad. I mean who better to play Ben's father than his godfather.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Ross: Oh no! That-that’ll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Y’know what? I’m buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, it’s in my pocket.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: Okay, y’know, would you feel better if we went someplace else? I mean we could pack all this stuff up and y’know go to your apartment.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadn’t realized she was a lesbian.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Rachel: You know what else I’m not gonna miss? "I’m Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until I find the little waffle iron.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldn’t be dating me, that’s for sure.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Nah, it’s okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if they’re in on a secret together.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Joey: Ah, just one thing umm, is it all right with you if I, if I scream right up until you say action?

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: I’d love it if you would do it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as "my wife" and "the woman who's carrying my child"? (she's not amused) No? Divorce?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: Hey, if there is ever, anything I can do for you...

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Rachel: Well it’s only different if he wants it to be. I mean, I’m not gonna ask him for anything.

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Ross: Y’know, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at… (A knock on the door interrupts him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Really? I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. You're gonna have to figure this one for yourself. All right? Y'know what? If you're too afraid to be in a real relationship, then don't be in one. (She walks out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: No-hey-no! If you don’t want me to do it, I except that. I don’t care about that. I just…I don’t want you to be upset.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: No one, I’m just saying if... (Phoebe starts pinching him in his neck)

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Phoebe: Ooh! That’s good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Chandler: Out of my league. I could get a Brian. (Brian enters behind him) If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. (Sees him) Hey, Brian.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Chandler: (picks up the phone) All right, you want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch the show at his place?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Chandler: No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Richard: No I don’t have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, don’t let her go. Trust me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I don’t know if you can hear this but… (Ross has moved to the window, apparently so that he can hear better.) I’m gonna talk anyway, uh, I’m in the States with you sister and your friends and it’s all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell you—Yes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we can’t even be in the same room with each other?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Phoebe: Well I guess it’s okay to open one more if it’s part of a set. Y’know, it’s probably this one. (Grabs another small one.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Rachel: Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Y’know you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Ross: I’m just saying if you can’t eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

Phoebe: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: So that if we went out on a date, she’d be there.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I’m saying?

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye—l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I’m really nervous about-about being you. Y’know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y’know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Monica: And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a (aloud) HOTTY!! (Charlie looks at her) HI!

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

CHANDLER: Ohhh [turns as if to hug someone] Oh no, wait a minute, I have no one.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21