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'IF' in a movie sentence | examples for 'IF' from movies

Chandler: Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. I’m buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? I’m-I’m-I’m serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: (approaching) Okay! We’re about an hour away from getting the scene lit. So uh, if you guys don’t mind, can we run it a couple of times?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (entering from the bedroom) Okay. Here’s a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (laughs) I don’t have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel does.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (voice on answering machine) Hi! If you’re calling before Saturday, you’ve reached Monica and Chandler. But if you’re calling after Saturday, you’ve reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Well I…I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Dad…dad, please! As I was saying umm, I’m Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and I’m the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, she’s the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if you’d all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple we’re here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Thanks. Yeah, I figure if I wear these in my scenes at least I won’t get spit in the eyes, y’know?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: (pointing at Ross) Okay but if you don’t find him and bring him back, I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know I’m looking for him?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mr. Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know I’m looking for her.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesn’t show up!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Aw, y’know…Y’know, maybe we’re-we’re just approaching this all wrong. If you’re Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think you’d go?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Because if I go home, we’re gonna become the Bings! I can’t be the Bings!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, y’know. I mean there’s no way Joey’s gonna make it in time. So I’m gonna through the hotel and see if there’s any other weddings going on.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Know what—If somebody doesn’t tell me what’s going on right now…

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Chandler, for so long I…I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. And now…here we are…with our future before us…and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you don’t want to. You go!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (To Ross) No, that’s okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way it’s okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I’m sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Monica: Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

JOEY: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Mike: I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Chandler: Hey Ross, I was wondering if… Oh my God!! Where are all the men???

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Chandler: If they can’t find a home for her, they kill her! And I’m not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

[Scene: Central Perk, ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something. Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

MONICA: No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Phoebe: He says, that he would cremate my fur coat for free if I umm, y'know, bring in the next person I know who dies.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Chandler: Well, if we’re gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Y’know alphabetically or by genre?

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, you’re just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: If I help, we can find 'em faster!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you’re married everywhere.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Phoebe: Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Ross: Well, if what’s in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes it’s-it’s get 4, and I swear to God more often than not it’s just milk.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Monica: Okay? (To a different group) Over here we have pink suede, which is nice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know it’s gonna shrink.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Emily: Ohh, I don’t think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future –and-and-and we were getting married or something.

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Monica: Well you let me know if you can, because y’know I can bake a pie to cover it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Chandler: Hey, y’know what, if you’re gonna do that, if you’re gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesn’t think so.) Oh, come on! Chandler’s funny, sophisticated, and he’s very loveable, once you get to know him.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Phoebe: (shouting as he leaves) If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Monica: (grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, I’ll tell you what, if you get ready now I’ll let you play it at the wedding.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Monica: Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesn’t show up by then, then just come on home.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isn’t even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if you’re right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: Umm, okay. If it’s a boy it’s Daniel.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Yep! (Gets up) Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess that’d be okay.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Monica: Oh good God! If you want a baby so bad just go steal it!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Joey: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: No way! ‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Rachel: I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Chandler: Ya know if you want to, I can just hold them down and you could (Punches the air).

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

JOEY: Phoebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

Rachel: Yeah. Just, if it’s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Monica: Okay, I’ve got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: Oh God! Y’know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well actually, if I’m wishin’ for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger.

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

RACHEL: Oh give me , , ,� (Phoebe gives Rachel the phone.)� Hi, Mike?� Hi.� Listen.� I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what?� If you do this I . . . Phoebe will . . . do anything you want.� Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Phoebe: Aw, honey it’s not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don’t see that happening.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Phoebe:  If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Come on Pheebs, it’s not that bad! Y’know most people would be excited if they didn’t have to work for a couple of weeks.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Chandler: Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, it’s gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow I’m conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Listen, they are really great. If you just got a chance…

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: Well, I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Monica: We’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I’m glad you’re here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this (she puts a box on the table and opens it). I don’t know if you wanna use it, but…

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

PHOEBE: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Janice: By the way, Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: We can't, alright? (To the women) We're sorry. You have no idea how sorry, but... We promised we'd find this monkey. If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel, so if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: I’m just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: Well, if I had them taken out, then I wouldn't be able to do this. (she pushes Chandler on the couch and brushes her hair and shells against Chandler's chest) You like that, right? (again, she brushes her hair against his chest and hums...)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Monica: That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: Hey, would it be okay if I wrote a song about this.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Gavin: Why do you even care if I was looking at her? Are you jealous?

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Ross: If only he were a woman.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: But I'm not! (pause). You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Wait! But Ross if they don’t get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel: So, if I wanna have my kid when I’m 35, I don’t have to get pregnant until I’m 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant…

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: You know, if you want, I'll do it with you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Chandler: Hmm, let’s see if it comes up this time. (He looks at his cards and shrugs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Ross: Eh, ‘cause I knew that if I told you, you’d make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Ross: Fine! Y’know what? It doesn’t matter, because, if I remember correctly, there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom.

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

RICHARD: Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. (looks very convinced about what she just said)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then…

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Phoebe: All right, fine, fine, but if you’re my next victim, don’t come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Phoebe: If we are not doing it together, we're not doing it at all! So, say goodbye to your tickets! (She holds out the bowl, and makes as to drop the tickets on the street).

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives don’t mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica aren’t amused.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Dr. Baldhara: Even if he were... cornered?

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Rachel: Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?

"Friends", season 1, episode 21