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(The women all clap and start to leave as Ross comes up to the instructor. Apparently he was hiding in the back.)
The Instructor: Let me get this straight man, you attacked your ex-wife?!
Rachel: Yeah, so what is she, like a... like a spokesmodel, or an aerobics instructor, what?
[Scene: A womens self-defense class, the instructor is just finishing a class.]
The Instructor: Who? Me the attacker?
The Instructor: What?!
Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?
The Instructor: Thanks.
The Instructor: Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them
The Instructor: Why?
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!
The Instructor: Okay ladies, that ends todays class, and lets remember, lets be safe out there.