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[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Rachel: (entering Joannas office) Umm, Joanna? I wanna talk about that interview.
Rachel: Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. Yknow what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, (She goes over to get all of her belongings from the desk, which amount to a muffin and a pen) and I will be gone by the end of the day! (Realizes she has nothing.) Well, I guess theres no use to me sticking around til the end of the day! (Starts to leave.)
Benjamin: Like I tried to tell you in the interview Ross, this grant is not based on your knowledge of pretty useless trivia.
Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?
Joey: Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.
ROSS: Mon, speaking of which, dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview.
[Scene: Joey is at the cab driver interview.]
Rachel: I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back y'know of course, 'cause "Let's bring the girl back who kisses everybody!"
Rachel: Oooooh. (reads letter) (surprised): Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview!
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
Chandler: Kind of. She's coming by to interview us and see where we live.
Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?
Joey: It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldnt have said. But believe me, thats not gonna happen today.
Laura: Hi, I am Laura, I am here for your adoption interview.
Chandler: Well, I got a job interview. Its kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and Id be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.
MONICA: Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.
MNCA: Ahhh, hey honey? Don't you have to be at your interview now?
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
RACHEL: Hey, how'd the interview go?
[Scene: A lobby, Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview.]
Rachel: (on phone) Yeah, oh my God, tomorrow! That, no, its perfect. Oh God, thank you soo much. Great! Bye! (hangs up phone) I got the interview!
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Phoebe: You wanna work on your interview skills?
Chandler: You know, I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview.]
Rachel: I can't believe it! I got a second interview!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from her interview attempt.]
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Chandler: Oh hey, how'd the interview go?
[Cut to the interview.]
[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]
Phoebe: Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it!
Benjamin: I've come here to apologize. I think I may have let my feelings for Charlie interfere with the interview process.
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
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Rachel: Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!
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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone is reading Joeys interview.]
Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
Phoebe: Well, the interview
[Scene: An Office Building, Chandler is on his interview.]
Chandler: Oh good. Good, because Im sure this interview is gonna last a couple of weeks.
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
[Cut to the rest of the gang sitting low on the couch and craning their necks to watch the interview.]
Phoebe: Oh, right! Your adoption interview!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview.]
[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]
Chandler: That is a bad interview.
Chandler: Hey, how'd the interview go?
[Scene: Mr. Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview.]
Rachel: Ugh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat and I was like, "Well, yeah! If you've got enough life jackets!" (She starts laughing; Chandler and Joey are not amused.) Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch.]
[Scene: Rachel's job interview, she is waiting outside Mr. Zelner's (the interviewer) office banging her pen between her teeth.]
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!