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[Scene: Rachel's job interview, she is waiting outside Mr. Zelner's (the interviewer) office banging her pen between her teeth.]
INTERVIEWER: No, just a salad will be fine.
The Interviewer: (returning) So, as Joeys friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?
INTERVIEWER: Well, this all looks good.
INTERVIEWER: Are they, uh, firm?
INTERVIEWER: Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
INTERVIEWER: Uh-huh. Is it dirty?
INTERVIEWER: You gonna slice them up real nice?
INTERVIEWER: Aaaahhhhhhh.
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
INTERVIEWER: Alright, lets see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad.
INTERVIEWER: Don't, I like it dirty.
The Interviewer: So, according to your bio, youve done quite a bit of work before Days of Our Lives. Anything youre particularly proud of?
The Interviewer: So, thats it. I guess thats all I need. Thank you so much. I think they will be running this in the beginning of next month.
(The interviewer watches her leave with an Oh my goodness face.)
The Interviewer: Umm, Im gonna just go get this warmed up. (She takes her coffee mug up to the counter.)
Interviewer: Aaaahhhhhhh.
Interviewer: Okay, well give a call if anything comes up.
INTERVIEWER: And if I want to call for a reference on your last job?
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Interviewer: Don't, I like it dirty.
Interviewer: Uh-huh. Is it dirty?
Interviewer: Are they, uh, firm?
Interviewer: You gonna slice them up real nice?
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Interviewer: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
The Interviewer: Okay, how about when youre not working. What do you do in your spare time?
The Interviewer: (To Joey) Yknow I think its great you wanted to meet here. Yknow when most people hear the magazine is paying for it they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.
The Interviewer: I really appreciate you taking the time to do this.
The Interviewer: A mento
The Interviewer: Like the candy?
Joey: Ill take those to go. (To the interviewer) For the kids.
The Interviewer: Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?
The Interviewer: Oh! I like that. Whats your name?
The Interviewer: Understood. So, whatd you say back then?
The Interviewer: Now, off the record, youre not
The Interviewer: Great! Well, it was nice meeting all of you.
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.
Joey: Oh, good to know. (The interviewer leaves.) So close!
The Interviewer: So, lets talk about women. Im sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life.
The Interviewer: Absolutely. (They walk to the door.) You can relax; you did great.
The Interviewer: Bye.
The Interviewer: You mustve had your hands full.
The Interviewer: Poo?
The Interviewer: We can go into detail
The Interviewer: Poo?!
Joey: Bye-bye. (The interviewer leaves and he sits down with the rest of the gang.) I did it!
The Interviewer: (returning) Oh wait! I almost forgot. We have to ask everybody this. Other than Days of Our Lives, whats your favorite soap opera?
The Interviewer: So lets talk a little bit about your duties.
Phoebe: All right, all right, well just do our best. Okay? So lets say Im the interviewer and Im meeting you for the first time. Okay. "Hi! Come on in, Im uh, Regina Philange."
The Interviewer: So it seems like you have a lot of friends, who would you say is your best friend?
The Interviewer: But therell be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Chandler: Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Yknow Ive been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesnt understand) Duties. (Still doesnt.) Duties! (Still doesnt.) Poo. (Still doesnt.)
The Interviewer: Thank you. The readers at Soap Opera Digest will be happy to hear that.
The Interviewer: Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?
The Interviewer: All right then, well have a definite answer for you on Monday, but I think I can say with some confidence, youll fit in well here.
The Interviewer: Now youll be heading a whole division, so youll have a lot of duties.