words in movies
Chandler: (to Robert) So ah, isnt a bit cold out for shorts?
Chandler: Im sorry, Im sorry, it just seems that Robert isnt as concealed in the shorts area, as ah, one may have hoped.
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
Monica: You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds. (Phoebe isnt interested.) I bet you it has hair. (Shes still not interested.) I bet you its a girl.
Chandler: Look, this isnt funny! You get back here right now!
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Phoebe: Umm, wow. This-this isnt gonna be easy. Umm, I dont think we should see each other anymore.
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
Monica: Oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. Its no big deal, its not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. See watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben. (goes over and starts hitting her head on the post) Ow, Monica bang! (does it again) Everybody bang. (repeats) Ben bang. (repeats) Rachel bang. (repeats) Bang, Rachel bang! Oh, isnt that fun?
Joey: Im just so nervous! Yknow? The callback isnt until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
Monica: Wait! Wait! This isnt take-out!
Chandler: Isnt this amazing?
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
Joshua: Yeah! I mean youre-youre beautiful and smart and sophisticateda lot of this isnt based on tonight.
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
Monica: This isnt even my dress.
Phoebe: Oooh look! Isnt this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Rachel: (pause) He is, isnt he? I dont know, I dont know, I mean maybe its just being here at the beach together or, I dont know. But its like something... (shes interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)
Mrs. Waltham: I know, its horrible isnt it?
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
Joey: Why isnt that valet back with my Porsche?
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebes baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isnt happy about it.]
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
Phoebe: I hate my regular clothes now! Yknow? I look down and-and I know that this isnt gonna be the most special day of my life.
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Phoebe: Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isnt perfect? Everything isnt magical? Everything isnt a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!
Friend No. 2: Oh, isnt it exciting, I mean its like having a boyfriend for life.
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isnt that different from giving birth to one.
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Phoebe: So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isnt it?
Ross: Crack isnt even an intravenous drug!
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isnt it Spiderman? Yknow like Goldman, Silverman...
Joey: No it isnt, I ate that.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, its a dream sequence, this isnt cable.]
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
Joey: Yeah, not it here it isnt.
Ross: Well isnt there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, cant-cant you pick up, I dont know, an extra shift here?
Joey: Yeah, lifes pretty great isnt it?
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?
Monica: Isnt that mine?
Rachel: Isnt that a kind of sushi?
Ross: Hey Joey, how come our stuff isnt free?
Patrick: Yknow what Phoebe? This isnt really worth the free massage.
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isnt sound proof.
Phoebe: Dont feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isnt gay.
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Phoebe: Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isnt here!
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Rachel: Better than Chandler. (Phoebe exhales as if to say, "Like what isnt?")
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Joey: Thats great, but isnt it gonna bother that people still think youre a porn star?
Aunt Millie: Isnt it a beautiful wedding?!
Phoebe: (looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isnt Mother Nature amazing?
Ross: Oh, she isnt home.
Monica: Wait a minute, she isnt Shes not the one who you
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
Phoebe: Oh well, I guess Italian isnt one of the four languages you speak.
Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isnt good luck.
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Phoebe: Is it Ross? Its Ross isnt itOh my God, its Joey!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Phoebe: Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Chandler: Maybe, isnt she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?
Joey: Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isnt Rachel.
Boy in the Cape: This isnt fair.
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Chandler: Honey, isnt it possible that the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?
Joey: Isnt that great?
Monica: Hey wait a minute, this one isnt dirty.
Monica: It sure is nice to do this together, isnt it?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Don: Thats exactly what I said. Phoebe, isnt that strange.
Parker: Isnt this the most incredible fight youve ever had in your entire life?
Joey: Yeah, isnt that a cool name?
Phoebe: Isnt it at three?
Phoebe: Yeah I know. Isnt it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.
[Scene: A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture. Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isnt.]
Chandler: Oh no, its gonna be named after some snack or baked good isnt it?
Monica: Isnt he an architect now?
Monica: Isnt she beautiful?
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
Rachel: Well isnt it better that I exchanged it for something that I enjoy and that I can get a lot of use out of?
Rachel: Yes! Shes gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo. (Sees that Ross isnt happy.)
Phoebe: Dont be so negative! Good God! Isnt it possible that Sorry is sitting in there (Joey and Rachels apartment) right now?!
Joey: So, between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross, it just isnt going to happen. It would be like you falling in love with a cat.
Chandler: No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) Thats a picture of your daughter, isnt it, well shes lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. Ill call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)