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Ross: Hey Joey, how come our stuff isnt free?
Rachel: Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I dont really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isnt that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and theyre gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I cant stop it! I cantI dont own Ross! Yknow? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I cant believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.
Joey: Yeah, not it here it isnt.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
Chloe: Oh no. I feel it isnt really anybodys business, y'know.
[Scene: The Dry Cleaners, Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isnt working right now. Instead, a beautiful woman is working.]
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
Rachel: Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)
Chandler: (thinking) All right, this isnt so bad. I like the flower smell! Which is okay, because Ive got my boat.
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Phoebe: Excuse me, but umm, isnt he paying for your dinner?
Monica: Isnt that great?
Rachel: (looking at her truffle) Look at it, isnt it beautiful?
Phoebe: It isnt?
Sophie: Isnt this great?!
Phoebe: Yeah, isnt it fantastic?
Monica: I know, it is isnt it?
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
Phoebe: She was acting, she was pretending like she hasnt heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look (shows Monica)! Isnt this what he would look like now?
Phoebe: Isnt it cool! Varoom! Varoom!
Monica: He is right, isnt he?
Phoebe: Well isnt he your friend? Dont you want him to be happy?
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Frank: Okay, but isnt sex better when its with one person that you really, really care about.
Chandler: Well, my apartment isnt there anymore, because I drank it.
[Scene: A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isnt enjoying himself.]
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
Monica: You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds. (Phoebe isnt interested.) I bet you it has hair. (Shes still not interested.) I bet you its a girl.
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
Phoebe: Umm, wow. This-this isnt gonna be easy. Umm, I dont think we should see each other anymore.
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Chandler: Look, this isnt funny! You get back here right now!
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
Monica: Oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. Its no big deal, its not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. See watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben. (goes over and starts hitting her head on the post) Ow, Monica bang! (does it again) Everybody bang. (repeats) Ben bang. (repeats) Rachel bang. (repeats) Bang, Rachel bang! Oh, isnt that fun?
Joey: Im just so nervous! Yknow? The callback isnt until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!
Chandler: (to Robert) So ah, isnt a bit cold out for shorts?
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
Joshua: Yeah! I mean youre-youre beautiful and smart and sophisticateda lot of this isnt based on tonight.
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
Phoebe: Oooh look! Isnt this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!
Rachel: (pause) He is, isnt he? I dont know, I dont know, I mean maybe its just being here at the beach together or, I dont know. But its like something... (shes interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)
Monica: Wait! Wait! This isnt take-out!
Chandler: Isnt this amazing?
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Monica: This isnt even my dress.
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Mrs. Waltham: I know, its horrible isnt it?
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
Joey: Why isnt that valet back with my Porsche?
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebes baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isnt happy about it.]
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
Phoebe: I hate my regular clothes now! Yknow? I look down and-and I know that this isnt gonna be the most special day of my life.
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Friend No. 2: Oh, isnt it exciting, I mean its like having a boyfriend for life.
Phoebe: Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isnt perfect? Everything isnt magical? Everything isnt a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isnt that different from giving birth to one.
Ross: Well isnt there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, cant-cant you pick up, I dont know, an extra shift here?
Ross: Crack isnt even an intravenous drug!
Phoebe: So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isnt it?
Joey: No it isnt, I ate that.
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isnt it Spiderman? Yknow like Goldman, Silverman...
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, its a dream sequence, this isnt cable.]
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?
Joey: Yeah, lifes pretty great isnt it?
Rachel: Isnt that a kind of sushi?
Phoebe: Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isnt here!
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Monica: Isnt that mine?
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Patrick: Yknow what Phoebe? This isnt really worth the free massage.
Phoebe: Dont feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isnt gay.
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isnt sound proof.
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Rachel: Better than Chandler. (Phoebe exhales as if to say, "Like what isnt?")
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Aunt Millie: Isnt it a beautiful wedding?!
Phoebe: (looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isnt Mother Nature amazing?
Monica: Wait a minute, she isnt Shes not the one who you
Joey: Thats great, but isnt it gonna bother that people still think youre a porn star?
Ross: Oh, she isnt home.
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isnt good luck.
Phoebe: Oh well, I guess Italian isnt one of the four languages you speak.
Phoebe: Is it Ross? Its Ross isnt itOh my God, its Joey!
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Phoebe: Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Chandler: Maybe, isnt she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Joey: Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isnt Rachel.