words in movies
Ross: Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, "This is my brother-in-law Ross." Not, "My friend Ross," "brother-in-law Ross." Thats weird isnt it?
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
Phoebe: No! Think about it okay? This isnt even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, youre my first call! And-and somebody else mightve hung up on you, but I wouldnt do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.
Phoebe: Isnt it cool! Varoom! Varoom!
Phoebe: Excuse me, but umm, isnt he paying for your dinner?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isnt there anymore, because I drank it.
Phoebe: Well isnt he your friend? Dont you want him to be happy?
[Scene: A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isnt enjoying himself.]
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
Frank: Okay, but isnt sex better when its with one person that you really, really care about.
Monica: He is right, isnt he?
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Monica: You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds. (Phoebe isnt interested.) I bet you it has hair. (Shes still not interested.) I bet you its a girl.
Chandler: Look, this isnt funny! You get back here right now!
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
Phoebe: Umm, wow. This-this isnt gonna be easy. Umm, I dont think we should see each other anymore.
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
Monica: Oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. Its no big deal, its not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. See watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben. (goes over and starts hitting her head on the post) Ow, Monica bang! (does it again) Everybody bang. (repeats) Ben bang. (repeats) Rachel bang. (repeats) Bang, Rachel bang! Oh, isnt that fun?
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Joey: Im just so nervous! Yknow? The callback isnt until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!
Chandler: (to Robert) So ah, isnt a bit cold out for shorts?
Monica: Wait! Wait! This isnt take-out!
Monica: This isnt even my dress.
Joshua: Yeah! I mean youre-youre beautiful and smart and sophisticateda lot of this isnt based on tonight.
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
Chandler: Isnt this amazing?
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
Phoebe: Oooh look! Isnt this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Mrs. Waltham: I know, its horrible isnt it?
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Rachel: (pause) He is, isnt he? I dont know, I dont know, I mean maybe its just being here at the beach together or, I dont know. But its like something... (shes interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Joey: Why isnt that valet back with my Porsche?
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebes baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isnt happy about it.]
Phoebe: Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isnt perfect? Everything isnt magical? Everything isnt a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!
Phoebe: I hate my regular clothes now! Yknow? I look down and-and I know that this isnt gonna be the most special day of my life.
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
Friend No. 2: Oh, isnt it exciting, I mean its like having a boyfriend for life.
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?
Ross: Crack isnt even an intravenous drug!
Phoebe: So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isnt it?
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isnt that different from giving birth to one.
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Joey: No it isnt, I ate that.
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isnt it Spiderman? Yknow like Goldman, Silverman...
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, its a dream sequence, this isnt cable.]
Joey: Yeah, not it here it isnt.
Ross: Well isnt there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, cant-cant you pick up, I dont know, an extra shift here?
Joey: Yeah, lifes pretty great isnt it?
Monica: Isnt that mine?
Rachel: Isnt that a kind of sushi?
Ross: Hey Joey, how come our stuff isnt free?
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Patrick: Yknow what Phoebe? This isnt really worth the free massage.
Phoebe: Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isnt here!
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Phoebe: Dont feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isnt gay.
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isnt sound proof.
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Rachel: Better than Chandler. (Phoebe exhales as if to say, "Like what isnt?")
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Phoebe: (looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isnt Mother Nature amazing?
Joey: Thats great, but isnt it gonna bother that people still think youre a porn star?
Ross: Oh, she isnt home.
Monica: Wait a minute, she isnt Shes not the one who you
Aunt Millie: Isnt it a beautiful wedding?!
Phoebe: Is it Ross? Its Ross isnt itOh my God, its Joey!
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
Phoebe: Oh well, I guess Italian isnt one of the four languages you speak.
Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isnt good luck.
Phoebe: Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Chandler: Maybe, isnt she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Joey: Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isnt Rachel.
Chandler: Honey, isnt it possible that the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?
Boy in the Cape: This isnt fair.
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Don: Thats exactly what I said. Phoebe, isnt that strange.
Joey: Isnt that great?
Monica: It sure is nice to do this together, isnt it?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Monica: Hey wait a minute, this one isnt dirty.
Parker: Isnt this the most incredible fight youve ever had in your entire life?
Chandler: Oh no, its gonna be named after some snack or baked good isnt it?
Joey: Yeah, isnt that a cool name?
[Scene: A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture. Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isnt.]
Monica: Isnt he an architect now?