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Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.)
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
Ross: It's an empty apartment.
Rachel: Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes (Ross starts kissing her neck) Oh, all right, well it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything. (they fall onto the couch)
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her. You never look. You just answer, it's just a reflex. Do I look fat? Nooo! Is she prettier than I am? Noo! Does size matter?
Ross: (buzzes) Wrong! Now you're single. It's actually secret option number three, you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her.
Monica: Joey, this is for you. (gives him a jar of jam) It's blackberry curin.
Malcom: It's about you.
Ross: (interrupting her) Oh, it's not the ideal way...
Phoebe: No, no, it's not your fault. You know it's partly my fault, 'cause I made you quit cold turkey. Sorry, no. Okay, well, I mean, I can't date you anymore, 'cause your, you know (in a high pitched voice) Wow! But um, but I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay, stalk me for a while. Huh? Yeah, and, and, and, I'll be like an Ursula patch.
Joey: It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool.
Joey: Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!
Ross: It's in Barbados.
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.
Monica: Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!
Phoebe: Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?
Phoebe: No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya!
Monica: I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him... we should get more information.
Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Phoebe: No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.
Phoebe: (entering with Rachel) and I-I can't take it! Y'know? I'm just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Ross: (embarassed) Oh, it was... it's complicated, you know? She... she was... eh... gay.
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
David: It's David, actually!
Monica: IT'S THE HUMIDITY!
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
Ross: No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!
PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me.� Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
Rachel: ... yeah, it's true.
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
Joey: Don't worry, it's out there! (Just then a horn honks and Joey quickly looks at the road.) I think I just need lunch.
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Rachel: It's not a big deal!
Charlie: Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Phoebe: It's like watching porn!
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
Phoebe: (whispering) Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!!!
Ross: Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this...
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Rachel: Nothing... It's really... It's nothing... Come here, come here...
Charlie: It's so... something... You go girlfriend!
Phoebe: No, I think I can come over. It's Saturday, right?
Mike: Oh, it's... my girlfriend.
Joey: Ross, Ross, Ross... It's okay.
Mike: Hey, it's Mike.
Rachel: Well, yeah... Okay, look it's about me and...
Ross: Oh, it's all over everything. Why? Why me? (looks up)
Mike: It's just my first marriage was, you know such a disaster. I kind of lost faith in the whole idea.
Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Charlie: Actually.. It's stuff you left at my apartment.
Frank Jr.: Sometimes I think that.. Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it, it's too horrible. No.
Monica: It's.. It's just so pretty and white.
Colleen: It's pretty much all the information you need.
Chandler: Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
CHANDLER: Well yeah, in that it's not being used and I... have it to spare.
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Joey: It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.
Joey: Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.
Ross: Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on.
Joey: Yeah. It's actually our first official date
Joey: (pause) It's OK!
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?
Amanda: (To Phoebe) Smell my neck! (Phoebe does so) It's not perfume! It's me! It's my natural scent!
Chandler: What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
(Chandler looks like he did the time he swallowed the toy in 605 TOW Joey's Porsche. It's the hair in his coffee.)
Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.
Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
Rachel: Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!
Phoebe: 'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!
Rachel: Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon.
Phoebe: Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.
Rachel: I said it's still nap time.
Joey: What, what!? it's for her hot friends!
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Chandler: Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?
Phoebe: Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?
Estelle: (on the other side of the line) Joey! It's Estelle!
Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.
Ross: It's not bad.
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Charlie: Fine, it's fine... (she whispers) I'll just shower by myself...
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Ross: Oh, Emily that is, that is so great. It's gonna be so great! We're gonna be like-like-like two idiots in love!
Amy: It's his dad.
Chandler: It's ok, it's ok. You know what? (Takes out his mobile) I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. (starts dialing)
Charlie: Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic!
Phoebe: It's in the cake, isn't it?
Rachel: No honey, it's okay! Listen, I'll got to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready.
Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks like it's just him.
Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!
Joey: Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?
Benjamin: No! I'm sorry, we were looking for "Baby It's You". Baby It's You.
Amanda: Oh! Gosh! This is brilliant. Gosh, it's just like old times. I'm so happy you two are friends again!