words in movies
MONICA: Maye it's me.
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
ROSS: Ugh. It's definitely getting worse.
ROSS: You know, you know, actually it's getting better. It is. It is. Let's not go. Anyone for Thcrabble?
TERRY: Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.
JOEY: It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.
CAROLINE: I think it's great you guys are doing this.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
JOEY: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.
PHOEBE: It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money.
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
KID: Hi. Uh, did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? It's kind of an emergency.
PHOEBE: No, no, no. I'm sorry. It's "smelly cat, smel-ly cat".
PHOEBE: Yeah, much better. And you know what, don't feel bad, because it's a hard song.
TOGETHER: Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, it's not your fault.
Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Charlie: Actually.. It's stuff you left at my apartment.
Frank Jr.: Sometimes I think that.. Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it, it's too horrible. No.
Monica: It's.. It's just so pretty and white.
Colleen: It's pretty much all the information you need.
Chandler: Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
CHANDLER: Well yeah, in that it's not being used and I... have it to spare.
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Joey: It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.
Joey: Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.
Ross: Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on.
Joey: Yeah. It's actually our first official date
Joey: (pause) It's OK!
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?
Amanda: (To Phoebe) Smell my neck! (Phoebe does so) It's not perfume! It's me! It's my natural scent!
Chandler: What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
(Chandler looks like he did the time he swallowed the toy in 605 TOW Joey's Porsche. It's the hair in his coffee.)
Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.
Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
Rachel: Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!
Phoebe: 'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!
Rachel: Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon.
Phoebe: Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.
Rachel: I said it's still nap time.
Joey: What, what!? it's for her hot friends!
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Chandler: Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?
Phoebe: Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?
Estelle: (on the other side of the line) Joey! It's Estelle!
Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.
Ross: It's not bad.
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Charlie: Fine, it's fine... (she whispers) I'll just shower by myself...
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Ross: Oh, Emily that is, that is so great. It's gonna be so great! We're gonna be like-like-like two idiots in love!
Amy: It's his dad.
Chandler: It's ok, it's ok. You know what? (Takes out his mobile) I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. (starts dialing)
Charlie: Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic!
Phoebe: It's in the cake, isn't it?
Rachel: No honey, it's okay! Listen, I'll got to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready.
Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks like it's just him.
Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!
Joey: Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?
Benjamin: No! I'm sorry, we were looking for "Baby It's You". Baby It's You.
Amanda: Oh! Gosh! This is brilliant. Gosh, it's just like old times. I'm so happy you two are friends again!
Joey: But it's an original Buffay...
Ross: (enters) It's me. Ron. (Mr. Zellner looks annoyed) Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.
Phoebe: Mhm... it's moist.
Ross: You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
Joey: Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...
Charity guy: You know what? It's not your decision anymore.
Ross: No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO.
Joey: So we'll leave before it's over, we'll be back in time.
Monica: I'm gonna miss this hand! Okay I know it's a lot to ask, but oh my God Chandler, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Ross: Hey, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.
Monica: No, it's not!
Rachel: It's not? (whispering to Ross) When was she born?
Rachel: Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!
Ross: Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal.
Monica: (starting to cry) See? It's no big deal.
Chandler: It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.
Phoebe: It's locked.
Monica: It's too late for apologies.
Ross: It's a day to be thankful.
PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like. . .
All: Alright, okay. (Phoebe reaches for the door, and tries to open it but it's locked)
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Joey: It's really starting to hurt.
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
David: Really? Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.
Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Gene: It's white!
Man: It's the police!
Man: That's right, it's officer Goodbody.
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?
Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!
Joey: (he has a turkey on his head) It's stuck!!!
Joey: It's Joey.
Chandler: Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.
Gene: It's made from eggs!
Monica: (laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
CHANDLER: No, look, that's it, it's over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now.
Phoebe: You know, it's fine. We'll pay you.
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
Rachel: (still searching) Oh, I know... I know it's been really hard for you.
Ross: I wanna say it's not looking good.
CHAN: No, no, see? See? [the printer starts to run] Hey, it's printing. [to Joey, rattled] Hey, it's printing!