words in movies
[Scene: A hallway, Joey and Ross find Mr. Geller with his ear up against a janitors closet door.]
[Scene: The Janitors Closet, Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now.]
[Scene: Outside the Janitors Closet, there are people having sex and Mr. Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets.]
Chandler: Oh, thats Parents Day, first grade. Thats me with the janitor Martin.
JANITOR: Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity. It's all a great big cover-up. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?
(A janitor opens the closet door from the outside.)
JANITOR: Ahh, the bat. Ambassador of darkness, flitting out of his cave like a winged messenger, sightless spectre of the macabe.
JANITOR: Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes.
JANITOR: Hmm, Lipson knows huh? Ahh, hello Mr. Opossum, enigma of the trees, upside-down denizen of the night, taunting gravity with...
JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
[Scene: San Diege Zoo. Ross is still at the monkey cages. A janitor is sweeping.]
JANITOR: It's about your monkey. It's alive.
JANITOR: Maybe.
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
JANITOR: Word on the street - well, when I say street, I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo.
JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?
[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross and the janitor are in the nocturnal house.]
JANITOR: Oh, yeah, right. There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken.
JANITOR: Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.