words in movies
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Joanna: You tell your friend Chandler that were definately broken up this time.
Joanna: Oh, I know and hes soo sweet! Listen, he said he was going to call, so put him straight through.
Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!! If youre gonna get all sensitive about it! I dont want to lose you. What if I, create a position for you? Ill make you an assistant buyer in this department.
Rachel: Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you...
Joanna: Thats why I said all those things about your flirting and your drinking
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
Joanna: A couple of hours, I feel awful.
Joanna: Great! Im looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?
Rachel: Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me.
Rachel: Oh, Sophie, I guess you didnt hear about Joanna
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.]
Joanna: I know that.
Joanna: Rachel, I need the Versachi invoice. (to Chandler) Hello! You dont work for me.
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
Joanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.
Joanna: (to Rachel) So ah, whats wrong with him?
[Rachels boss, Joanna, enters]
Joanna: Oh, and hes got such a good heart! Doesnt he have a good heart?
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
Joanna: (entering) Did he call?
Joanna: Me too.
Joanna: Oh no, no-no-no, is he ah, married, or involved with anyone?
Joanna: Bing! Thats a great name.
Joanna: Oh, Rachel, (pause) actually, y'know what, forget it.
Joanna: Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
Joanna: Chandler is fantastic!!
Joanna: Wasnt it?
Joanna: You too.
Joanna: Well, thanks again for lunch.
Joanna: It was, wasnt it?
Joanna: So...
Joanna: What?
Joanna: Dont spoil it.
Joanna: Wait. I wanna show you something.
Joanna: Why?
Joanna: (locking her door) Oh.
Joanna: What are you doing?
Rachel: So did you break up with Joanna?
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel. (The phone gets cut off)
Joanna: I cant!!
Joanna: (on speaker phone) Im really sorry but I may be a little while longer.
Rachel: Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
Rachel: (introduces them) Joanna, this is my friend Chandler Bing (to Chandler) Joanna.
Joanna: I thought it went very well.
Joanna: Knowing youre here, waiting for me I think its kinda exciting.
Joanna: Really? Well, in that case
Joanna: What?! What would make you think that?
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Joanna: With them, under them, whats the difference? Eh, Rach?
Joanna: Im in my bosss car!
Joanna: Oh, I mustve said that after you left.
Mrs. Lynch: Joanna passed away last night.
Joanna: No, we are. Im sad.
Joanna: Done!
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Joanna: Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out. (Sophie starts to cry and leaves)
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!
Rachel: Oh, hi Mrs. Lynch! Is Joanna in already?
Joanna: (kisses him) Ill be back in ten minutes. (Starts to leave)
Joanna: Rachel, please, dont make a scene.
Joanna: Kidding! God, I feel wild today!
Joanna: Well, this isnt how I was hoping how this would end, but I guess I have to appreciate your honesty.
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Rachel: (entering Joannas office) Umm, Joanna? I wanna talk about that interview.
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
Joanna: (answering the phone) Yes. (listens) Uh, cant you wait until tomorrow? (listens) All right. (hangs up) Unbelievable!!
Chandler: Of course, I didnt get to enjoy any of that, because Joannas such a big, dull dud!
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
Rachel: Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!
Joanna: That you enjoyed the occasional drink ing binge.
Joanna: (Coming out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel) Hello, Rachel. (She goes into Chandlers bedroom)
Joanna: Why?! Why?! He said hed call. Why hasnt he called?
Joanna: No, no, that was my boss. I have to go.
Joanna: The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didnt tell him not to call me, did you?
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
Joanna: (interrupting) Okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Joanna: Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. (Shes holding a pair of handcuffs) Put your hands together.
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Ross: Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
Joanna: Would you? Or, is it just to sad and desperate, and y'know something that Sophie would do?
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
Joanna: Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. Its amazing how she gets it right almost every time!
Rachel: My boss, Joanna? Wow, that mustve been awkward.
Joanna: (interrupting) And Rachel shouldnt have any problem with that. The only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean.
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Joanna: Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasnt he called, Rachel? Why?