words in movies
Ross: Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?
Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!! If youre gonna get all sensitive about it! I dont want to lose you. What if I, create a position for you? Ill make you an assistant buyer in this department.
Rachel: Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you...
Joanna: Great! Im looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?
Joanna: A couple of hours, I feel awful.
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
Joanna: Thats why I said all those things about your flirting and your drinking
Joanna: So...
Rachel: Oh, Sophie, I guess you didnt hear about Joanna
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.]
Rachel: Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me.
Joanna: (to Rachel) So ah, whats wrong with him?
[Rachels boss, Joanna, enters]
Joanna: Wasnt it?
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)
Joanna: Oh, and hes got such a good heart! Doesnt he have a good heart?
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
Joanna: Rachel, I need the Versachi invoice. (to Chandler) Hello! You dont work for me.
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
Joanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.
Joanna: (entering) Did he call?
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Joanna: Me too.
Joanna: Oh no, no-no-no, is he ah, married, or involved with anyone?
Joanna: I know that.
Joanna: Bing! Thats a great name.
Joanna: Oh, Rachel, (pause) actually, y'know what, forget it.
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
Joanna: Chandler is fantastic!!
Joanna: Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?
Joanna: You too.
Joanna: Well, thanks again for lunch.
Joanna: It was, wasnt it?
Joanna: What?
Joanna: Dont spoil it.
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel. (The phone gets cut off)
Joanna: Wait. I wanna show you something.
Joanna: What are you doing?
Joanna: (on speaker phone) Im really sorry but I may be a little while longer.
Rachel: Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?
Joanna: Why?
Joanna: (locking her door) Oh.
Joanna: I cant!!
Rachel: So did you break up with Joanna?
Rachel: (introduces them) Joanna, this is my friend Chandler Bing (to Chandler) Joanna.
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
Joanna: With them, under them, whats the difference? Eh, Rach?
Joanna: Knowing youre here, waiting for me I think its kinda exciting.
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Joanna: Really? Well, in that case
Joanna: Oh, I mustve said that after you left.
Joanna: What?! What would make you think that?
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Joanna: I thought it went very well.
Joanna: Done!
Mrs. Lynch: Joanna passed away last night.
Joanna: No, we are. Im sad.
Joanna: Im in my bosss car!
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
Joanna: Rachel, please, dont make a scene.
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!
Joanna: (kisses him) Ill be back in ten minutes. (Starts to leave)
Joanna: Kidding! God, I feel wild today!
Rachel: Oh, hi Mrs. Lynch! Is Joanna in already?
Joanna: Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out. (Sophie starts to cry and leaves)
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
Joanna: Well, this isnt how I was hoping how this would end, but I guess I have to appreciate your honesty.
Chandler: Of course, I didnt get to enjoy any of that, because Joannas such a big, dull dud!
Rachel: Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
Rachel: (entering Joannas office) Umm, Joanna? I wanna talk about that interview.
Joanna: (answering the phone) Yes. (listens) Uh, cant you wait until tomorrow? (listens) All right. (hangs up) Unbelievable!!
Joanna: That you enjoyed the occasional drink ing binge.
Joanna: Why?! Why?! He said hed call. Why hasnt he called?
Joanna: The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didnt tell him not to call me, did you?
Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.
Joanna: No, no, that was my boss. I have to go.
Joanna: (Coming out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel) Hello, Rachel. (She goes into Chandlers bedroom)
Joanna: Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. (Shes holding a pair of handcuffs) Put your hands together.
Joanna: (interrupting) Okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Joanna: Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. Its amazing how she gets it right almost every time!
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Rachel: My boss, Joanna? Wow, that mustve been awkward.
Joanna: (interrupting) And Rachel shouldnt have any problem with that. The only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean.
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
Joanna: Would you? Or, is it just to sad and desperate, and y'know something that Sophie would do?
Joanna: Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasnt he called, Rachel? Why?
Joanna: Rachel, could you come in here for a moment, please?
ROSS: Oh I-, Oh wait, Tony can you hang on? That's the other line. [gets the other line] Hello. Oh yeah she's here but uh, can she call you back? OK thanks. [hangs up the other line] Call Joanna. [back on with Tony] Hi.