words in movies
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.
ROSS: Oh I-, Oh wait, Tony can you hang on? That's the other line. [gets the other line] Hello. Oh yeah she's here but uh, can she call you back? OK thanks. [hangs up the other line] Call Joanna. [back on with Tony] Hi.
Joanna: Rachel, could you come in here for a moment, please?
Joanna: No-ho-ho! (pause) Yeah. (pause) I mean, no-no-no-no-no, dont you worry, Im sure with your qualifications you wont need to sleep with some guy to get that job. Although, I might need some convincing.
Joanna: Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasnt he called, Rachel? Why?
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie peeks in around the corner)
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachel is meeting with Mr. Posner, Mrs. Lynch, and Joanna the hiring committee.]
Joanna: Oh, I know and hes soo sweet! Listen, he said he was going to call, so put him straight through.
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
(She goes back and forth, not sure what to do first, put the bagel down or grab the key. She finally puts the bagel down and grabs the key and goes over to unlock Joanna.)
Joanna: Filing system? Oh-oh! You mean those-those little colored labels you put on all the folders? (to the committee) It certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets.
Joanna: You tell your friend Chandler that were definately broken up this time.
Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!! If youre gonna get all sensitive about it! I dont want to lose you. What if I, create a position for you? Ill make you an assistant buyer in this department.
Rachel: Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you...
Joanna: Great! Im looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
Joanna: A couple of hours, I feel awful.
Rachel: Oh, Sophie, I guess you didnt hear about Joanna
Joanna: Thats why I said all those things about your flirting and your drinking
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)
Joanna: Oh, and hes got such a good heart! Doesnt he have a good heart?
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.]
Rachel: Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
Joanna: Rachel, I need the Versachi invoice. (to Chandler) Hello! You dont work for me.
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
Joanna: (entering) Did he call?
Joanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.
Joanna: Me too.
Joanna: Oh no, no-no-no, is he ah, married, or involved with anyone?
Joanna: (to Rachel) So ah, whats wrong with him?
Joanna: You too.
[Rachels boss, Joanna, enters]
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
Joanna: Chandler is fantastic!!
Joanna: I know that.
Joanna: Bing! Thats a great name.
Joanna: Oh, Rachel, (pause) actually, y'know what, forget it.
Joanna: Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?
Joanna: Well, thanks again for lunch.
Joanna: Wasnt it?
Joanna: So...
Joanna: What?
Joanna: It was, wasnt it?
Joanna: Dont spoil it.
Joanna: (locking her door) Oh.
Joanna: Why?
Joanna: Wait. I wanna show you something.
Joanna: What are you doing?
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel. (The phone gets cut off)
Joanna: I cant!!
Rachel: So did you break up with Joanna?
Joanna: (on speaker phone) Im really sorry but I may be a little while longer.
Rachel: Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?
Joanna: Really? Well, in that case
Rachel: (introduces them) Joanna, this is my friend Chandler Bing (to Chandler) Joanna.
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Joanna: Knowing youre here, waiting for me I think its kinda exciting.
Joanna: What?! What would make you think that?
Joanna: With them, under them, whats the difference? Eh, Rach?
Joanna: I thought it went very well.
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Joanna: Done!
Joanna: Oh, I mustve said that after you left.
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
Mrs. Lynch: Joanna passed away last night.
Joanna: Im in my bosss car!
Joanna: No, we are. Im sad.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
Joanna: Rachel, please, dont make a scene.
Joanna: Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out. (Sophie starts to cry and leaves)
Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!
Joanna: Kidding! God, I feel wild today!
Rachel: Oh, hi Mrs. Lynch! Is Joanna in already?
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Joanna: (kisses him) Ill be back in ten minutes. (Starts to leave)
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Rachel: Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Joanna: Well, this isnt how I was hoping how this would end, but I guess I have to appreciate your honesty.
Joanna: (answering the phone) Yes. (listens) Uh, cant you wait until tomorrow? (listens) All right. (hangs up) Unbelievable!!
Rachel: (entering Joannas office) Umm, Joanna? I wanna talk about that interview.
Chandler: Of course, I didnt get to enjoy any of that, because Joannas such a big, dull dud!
Joanna: That you enjoyed the occasional drink ing binge.
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
Joanna: Why?! Why?! He said hed call. Why hasnt he called?
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Joanna: No, no, that was my boss. I have to go.
Joanna: (Coming out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel) Hello, Rachel. (She goes into Chandlers bedroom)
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
Joanna: The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didnt tell him not to call me, did you?
Joanna: Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. (Shes holding a pair of handcuffs) Put your hands together.
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Joanna: (interrupting) Okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.