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Dina: Joe, mom and dad are fine
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
Mike: (gets up) Joe, I love Phoebe. She's the single most important thing in my life. I'd die before I let anything happen to her.
Chandler: Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.
Ross: It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!
Monica: (sliding into Joeys place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? Whatd ya say Joe? Ill be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)
Chandler: (Tries to hug Joey but J. moves away) What's the matter Joe?
Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Chandler: Hey Joe! I was just watching a movie-e-e (Notices that the TV is turned off.)
Joey: Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big. (Waitress looks at him funny) Which I'm not.
Rachel: Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing: lately I have been having thoughts (pauses) musings, if you will!
Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Ross: Whats up with the greed Joe?
Chandler: Are you sure Joe? Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Joey: (Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, Joe.
Chandler: Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.
Ross: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.
Chandler: Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!
Chandler: Oh, good job Joe.
Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, heres the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)
Joey: Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
Chandler: (entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Joey and Ross: Go Joe!!!
Carol: G. I. Joe. G. I. Joe?!
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Chandler: Always illegal Joe.
Rachel: G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?
Chandler: Thats not a state Joe.
Chandler: Excellent hole, Joe.
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Chandler: Hey Joe.
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Chandler: Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
Chandler: (entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
Chandler: He will, Joe.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Ross: (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
Frank Sr.: (Seeing the look on her face) Y'know what? Strike that. My name uh, actually is-is Joe. Uh, Joe umm, Hill.
Chandler: Hi, Joe.
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but yknow, romantic stories. Nice stories.
Chandler: (Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.
Chandler: Joe?
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Chandler: Its not charity, Joe
Chandler: Hey Joe whats up?
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding
Ross: Yeah! Good for you Joe!
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?
Frank Sr.: Shh! (Whispers) No! Joe Hill!
Chandler: Well, you dont look good Joe.
Chandler: Joe?
Chandler: Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Chandler: Joe
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Phoebe: Thats great Joe!
Ross: Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Chandler: Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.
Ross: Joe Im not kidding
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on Joe?
Chandler: Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
CHANDLER: There's nobody here Joe.
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!