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Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Ross: Whats up with the greed Joe?
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Chandler: Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Joey: (Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Dina: Joe, mom and dad are fine
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, Joe.
Ross: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.
Chandler: Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?
Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
Chandler: Oh, good job Joe.
Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, heres the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.
Chandler: (entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Carol: G. I. Joe. G. I. Joe?!
Joey: Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
Joey and Ross: Go Joe!!!
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Chandler: Thats not a state Joe.
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Rachel: G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?
Chandler: Always illegal Joe.
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
Chandler: Excellent hole, Joe.
Chandler: Hey Joe.
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Chandler: Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Chandler: He will, Joe.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
Chandler: (entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Frank Sr.: (Seeing the look on her face) Y'know what? Strike that. My name uh, actually is-is Joe. Uh, Joe umm, Hill.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Chandler: Hi, Joe.
Ross: (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but yknow, romantic stories. Nice stories.
Chandler: Its not charity, Joe
Chandler: Joe?
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Chandler: (Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Chandler: Hey Joe whats up?
Frank Sr.: Shh! (Whispers) No! Joe Hill!
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding
Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Ross: Yeah! Good for you Joe!
Chandler: Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.
Chandler: Well, you dont look good Joe.
Chandler: Joe?
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)
Chandler: Joe
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Phoebe: Thats great Joe!
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
Ross: Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Chandler: Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?
Chandler: Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on Joe?
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Ross: Joe Im not kidding
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
CHANDLER: What's up Joe?
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
CHANDLER: There's nobody here Joe.
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Ross and Chandler: Come on! Joe!
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
Chandler: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Chandler: Work, Joe!
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!