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Joey: Oh yeah! For every dollar Shutter Speed makes, one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts.]
Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he still is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club.]
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container in sight. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]
Chandler: Joey's a sex addict.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in the canoe as Joey runs through the door carrying an outdoor patio table.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the next morning. Joey is getting the door in his dressing gownit's Ross.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
Joey's Co-Star: Alright.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
Chandler: See? They're Joey's! J-J-J-J-J-Joey's!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit. Joey enters, check in hand.]
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same night. There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang.]
Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man.
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show.]
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
<Chandler grabs Joey's left arm and pushes the sleeve up>
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment.]
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is entering. As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still watching TV. Phoebe stands in front of the TV.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.]
Joey's Co-Star: Drake, Ive discovered the reason for all your headaches and memory loss.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie.]
[The next one is from Episode 605: The One With Joey's Porsche.]
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing Bamboozled.]
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones! Now, ordinarily Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break up the stones up with shock waves, but they're to close to the bladder now. Which means we can either wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]
[Scene: Unitel Video, Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door.]
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
[Scene: Joey's]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are returning from their brunch.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica enters.]
Joey: So what's it gonna be? (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Ross gets up and waves arms frantically in protest)
[Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. He hasn't seen her.]
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna.]
(Rachel and Joey's)
(Lifts her head from Joey's shoulder)
Joey's voice, but she sees Ross: Seriously... What is it?
Joey's voice/Ross: What's wrong?
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Joey enters.]
(Woman with huge breasts cuts across them. Takes Joey's coffee)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs.]
Joey's Co-Star: Not if we extract tissue from the original host body, synthesize antibodies, and introduce them into your system, which could stop it from rejecting the brain.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again.]
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
[Scene: Chandler walks into Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's Bedroom, he and Melanie are in bed together.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed.]
Chandler: Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?
(Ross head appears above Joey's, Rachel's below Joey's and Phoebe's at the bottom)
(She squirts some of the grease along Joey's face.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters.]
(Mike and Joey come out of Joey's room)
[Scene: Joey's place. Rachel and Joey are talking]