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Joey: Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
(Ross keeps staring at her, head on table. Chandler smacks him with a newspaper. Joey enters, Ross and Chandler laugh at him.)
Joey: Shut up!
Ross: Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.
Joey: Thank you.
Joey: There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright?
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...(look of realization)
Chandler: OK, alright, last minute lesson, last minute lesson. (holds up two cards) Joey... three... eight. Eight... three. (Joey is unamused) Alright babe, deal the cards.
Phoebe: (to Joey): Oh I see, so then, you were lying.
Joey: About what?
Joey: Heh... I was bluffing.
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Joey: (pause)...Yeah?
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
Joey: No, I don't think so, see Ross, because I think you love her.
Joey: Alright now listen, you guys, we talked about it, and if you don't want to play, we completely understand.
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Joey: What?
Joey: Alright, well, I'm gonna order a pizza. (gets up)
Joey: That's fine. I'll just have a Tic-Tac to hold me over.
Joey: Uh... Phoebe? Phoebe?
Joey: Me too. Alright, whattaya got.
(Joey slides a plate away from Monica towards Chandler, who hides it under the table.)
Phoebe: OK Joey, your bet.
Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.
Joey: Look, Rachel, we don't have to do this.
Joey: Check.
(Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe back their chairs away from the table.)
Ross: (to Joey): Joey, I'm a little shy.
Joey: That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?
(Ross looks at Joey, dumbfounded at his stupidity.)
Joey: Here, I got five, I got five. (Ross takes the money)
Joey: (to Ross): Ahhh, that's alright. Y'know, that's a tough hand to beat.
(Chandler and Joey look at her, and then look back at him. They dive for Ross's hand to see what he had, and he tries to stop them from looking.)
Joey: Oh!
Joey: (triumphantly) The Unbearable Likeness of Being!
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
The Waiter: Actually were out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joeys menu under his arm.)
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Joey: Whats the rush? What?
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, what is it?
Phoebe: God Joey, this is taking forever!
Joey: Fine!
Joey: Fine!
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Joey: (laughing sarcastically) Ok, Rach!
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
[Scene: The Set, the girl is still dancing with Joey.]
Chandler: Joey got meat sauce on the banister again! (He goes into the bathroom to wash his hands.)
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Joey: Good night! (they give each other a kiss again, but this time it lasts longer)
Joey: All right. Hey, but it better make me look really, really good. (Starts for his room.) Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Nice!!
(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)
Joey: How ya doin?
Joey: There was a seen in Footloose...
Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters.]
Terry: Im sorry Joey thats thats the way it is.
Joey: (looking through his binoculars at a nearby building) Yknow what else makes you wonder?
Joey: (standing up) Yknow, theres two women dude.
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monicas jacket?
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Joey: (whispering) Ross!
Ross: Joey!
Joey: Come here, check this out!
Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joeys standing.)
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Ross: (he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
Joey: Come on!
JOEY: [sings] It may not be a bed of roses.
Joey: (with his mouth full) Oh yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever, I dont know (Grabs the note.)
Joey: (mocks him, in a whiney voice) look both ways before you cross the street. (Turns and walks headlong into the closed door.)
Joey: (jumping up and removing the bandages) Im back baby! Ha-ha-ha!
Joey: Yes! I will have the lobster ravioli.
Joey: No.
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
Rachel: Well yknow, we did other stuff too. (Joey and Chandler start to giggle.)
Joey: I can't believe I won.
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
Joey: Yeah? Really? No ones home?
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Ross: Well, Im gonna lie to you Joey, its a possibility.
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: All right! Just hurry up!
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Joey: Face to face, yeah!
Joey: I think face to face.
Joey: All right.
Joey: Hi.
Joey: (angrily) Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
Joey: Yknow, when we talked about face to face, I dont think we thought it all the way through.
(Ross continues south and his now wrapped around Joeys legs.)
Joey: Hey.
Joey: No. No. No.
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Joey: What are you doing?
Joey: No. Rosita does not move.
Joey: Thats true.
Rachel: Joey, Joey I am so sorry.
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is entering.]
Rachel: Ooh, this is soo sweet, Joey our little twinkle-toes.
Joey: (entering, dejectedly) Hey.
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Joey: Okay, but I dont see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.
Joey: Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair.]
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.
Joey: No I wont.
Joey: Because, I know what I like and what I dont like! Its not the same thing!
Joey: Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer pinhead!?"
Joey: Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.
Joey: I dont know why you say that so soon.
Rachel: Joey, I really dont
Joey: No its not weird, its a miracle!
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Joey: Someone like an angel?
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
Joey: Miracle!
Rachel: Its not a miracle Joey! Im sure theres some explanation.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are there. There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment. Also, there are boxes all over the apartment. Joey is working on something on the coffee table.]
(Ross pauses and looks at him, Joey motions for him to hurry up.)
Anchorwoman: (on TV) While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. (Joey is intrigued by the idea) Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys wont live to see the fourth of July. (Joey starts to call a place to buy a little baby chick) Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
Phoebe: (shes strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think Ill play it at the wedding.
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Kristen: Joey!
Joey: No. Really?
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Joey: Fine.