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'JOEY' in a movie sentence | examples for 'JOEY' from movies

(Monica, Joey, and Chandler all shake their heads.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Hey!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, don’t you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Ross: Joey, I figured you’d understand. I mean, I-I’ve known him a lot longer.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I don’t have any brothers; I’ll never get to be a best man!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: (pause) I’ll never get to be a best man!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: (impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: I can’t believe you’re not picking me.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Ross: Fine, y’know what, that’s it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Yes! (to Chandler) Shame about you man.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: (entering) Hey!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: (grabs it) Thanks.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh, we’re having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Nooo, later. (Walks out the door.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Phoebe: Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh, it’s Ross’s bachelor party.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Are you bachelors?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Are you strippers?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Then you’re not invited. (Starts for the door again.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Baby shower. Wow! That sounds sooo like something I don’t want to do! Later! (Finally, he makes his exit.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: This is what I’ve got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, I’ve got you, me, and Chandler and I’m gonna invite Gunther ‘cause, well, we’ve been talking about this pretty loud.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: All right—oh! Listen, I know this is your party, but I’d really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Okay! We’ll need a six-pack of Zima.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Ross: Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: You got it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Chandler: See ya. (Ross exits, and Chandler moves over next to Joey, laughing.) Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Well, there’s gonna be strippers there. He didn’t say anything about no strippers.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh, I chose not to hear that.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross’s bachelor party. Ross is thanking Joey for the party.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Yeah?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh-whoa-wait, Gunther don’t-don’t forget your shirt. (He gives Gunther his shirt and Gunther leaves.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh, little party favours, check it out! (It’s a shirt that reads, "Ross Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998")

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him what’s on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh, hey, don’t forget your shirt.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, party’s over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parent’s basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Yeah!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh yeah-yeah. And I got the duck totally trained. Watch this. Stare at the wall. (The duck complies.) Hardly move. (The duck complies.) Be white. (The duck complies.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin’ ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday…

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh unless you uh, you wanna hang around.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Yeah. I’ll let you play with my duck.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

[Scene: Joey’s bedroom, it’s the middle of the night, he’s waking up and discovers he’s alone in bed.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Hey, (realises he doesn’t know her name.) stripper! (He notices that the ring box is open, so he picks it up, sees it’s empty and starts to panic.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, it’s continued from earlier. Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: (running and banging on Chandler’s door) The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: The ring is gone!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Dude, this isn’t funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everything’s cool! I wake up this morning, the stripper’s gone and the ring is gone!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Of course!! (Shrugs.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is trying to figure out what to do.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Ugh! I don’t know what I’m going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they don’t care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isn’t an emergency, then what is?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Hey…

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, that’s nice!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those…

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Chandler: So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? (Gives Joey a little squeeze.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: (laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why don’t you be my best man."

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you don’t have to turn me in!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh, yeah, well I already did that! They said they’re gonna look into it right after they solved all the murders.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: I did that too! They wouldn’t give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again they’d call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them I’m missing a ring!"

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That there’s nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Look Ross, I am so-so sorry. I-I-I…

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Oh, that sounds like fun, but we’ve got a ring to find!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she won’t recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and I’ll be uh, Mr. Wong.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: I don’t get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didn’t take it, and I didn’t take it; and you (Chandler) didn’t take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! We’re trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesn’t get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

[Scene: The Animal Hospital, the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring. Joey is pacing around like an expectant father.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: If anything should happen to him…

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Ross: Joey! The vet said it’s a simple procedure.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You don’t know! What if he doesn’t make it?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesn’t? He’s such a good duck.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

(With that we go into a little flashback about the guys’ memories of the duck. The first one is Joey playing with him in the bathtub and drying him off. Then it’s Chandler sitting on his couch after they moved into the girls apartment, and Chandler reading to him in bed, and him watching Baywatch when all they had was the canoe and the duck was in a bucket of water. Then we see Ross eating some cereal and the duck watching him. He takes a lamp and moves the duck off of the table. Then it’s Chandler shooing them out of the bathroom in the girls’ apartment, Joey revealing their disco cubby hole in the entertainment-center, then Chandler playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with them, and it’s concluded with various scenes with the duck flapping it’s wings. And the guys staring into the distance in remembrance of the duck.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: I’m so worried about him, y’know?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: H-h-h-how’s the duck?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Ohh, great! Oh hey, listen Ross, thanks for being so cool about this.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: No, it’s not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldn’t have lost the ring, right? Y’know what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Now, don’t argue with me…

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Really?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: (starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they can’t see him cry.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

JOEY: How far'd ya get?

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Joey: Y’know, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something.

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Joey: Ah!! Okay! Eyes open at all times! Oh, hey, how do we decide where we... (clears throat) y'know each would, (clears throat again) y'know (pause) be?

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(She puts her head on Joey's shoulder and Joey kisses her on her head.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

Monica: Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Joey: Ohh, hey! Why don’t you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he can’t say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, you’re guaranteed he’ll say yes!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

[Scene: the Pharmacist convention. Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails]

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Joey: My identical hand twin! The person whose hands are exactly like mine! This thing is a gold mine!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Joey: Huh, un, blu, bla, flu, flenk!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Joey: Of course you do! I saved him! You're mad at me! It all adds up! You want Ross out of the picture.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Joey: Yeah, I just… I just feel bad about firing Estelle. This is got to be killing her.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Joey: Hey! You hold on pal! Now you made my friend, Rachel, cry. So now, you’re gonna go up there and apologize to her, unless you want me to call the landlord.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: Na-uh! (To everyone there) Hey did anybody lose their keys?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: What do you have against the duck?! He doesn’t make any noise!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[And with that we go into the save the budget portion of the show, which features flashbacks from previous episodes. The first set of auditions feature high lights or low lights of Joey’s acting career. The first flashback is from The One With The Lesbian Wedding.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter. Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Chandler: (to Joey) You are really frightening me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

JOEY: Hey no, seriously, I don't need you to pick me... [Fun Bobby picks Joey up off the ground, bounces him. Joey laughs.] Alright! It still works.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Joey: Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

Joey: Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: (pointing at himself) Growth!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Okay. I went down to the ‘Mattress King’ showroom and, and I saw Janice, kissing her ex-husband.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

JOEY: What happens if you flick it?

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

[Scene: The Subway, Joey sees his poster and he peels off the caption on his poster, revealing more posters underneath. The captions read, as follows:

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Joey: (to his team) All right, huddle up, right over here.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

(The pianist starts to play, and Joey readies himself, and then runs out of the audition.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Joey: All right. Hey Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia Mae.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: The Wedding reception, Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him. Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: Thank you Gunther, put it there. (He gets up, and shakes Gunther's hand. A bunch of coins fall out his hand. He sits down next to Monica.) Definitely not easier with coins. (Joey gets up and picks up the coins. Chandler thinks, Joey is just helping him to pick them up.) Thank you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Joey: Yes, and they should name one of their kids Joey. I may not have kids; someone's gotta carry on the family name.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Joey: Hey, what is with the secrecy Phoebe? Huh? And what about this Denise, is she cute?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

(The door opens and Joey and Chandler ride in on the big, fake dog in triumph)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: Oh that’s on the house courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Joey: Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? (Chandler looks annoyed at him and Joey leans in to him) Oh! Secret teapot?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Why are you going? He said, she wanted the shrew! (runs after the waiter)

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Joey: (yelling at her) I’M CURVY, AND I LIKE IT!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Rachel: (carrying a tray of drinks) Alright, don't tell me, don't tell me! (Starts handing them out.) Decaf cappucino for Joey.. Coffee black.. Late.. And an iced tea. I'm getting pretty good at this!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Joey: (manages to pry off only a small piece) Aw! Look at that, every inch of this stuff is glued down. It’d take forever to pry this up. You should ah, you should just leave it. (starts to walk away, but Monica grabs him)

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

[Time lapse, Ross has been demoted to the back seat with Joey and Chandler. He's not too happy about it.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Joey: Listen, I ah, I know it’s a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

JOEY: Oh yeah. Well you can't fire Joseph. You know why, 'cause he's not in your department.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Joey: Oh-ho, yeah!

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Joey: Hey I was crying because, because nobody believed Quincy’s theory. Okay?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: I don't know uhh… (Pause as he thinks about it.) Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes.

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

(The ladder retracts, taking Joey up into the spaceship for his voyage to Blargon 7.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Cut to Monica’s work kitchen, she’s on fire again and Joey is putting her out.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Joey: The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. (Opens the curtains to reveal a snow storm outside)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Chandler: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) What’s going on little elves?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the table, looking at the Geller siblings like they’re weirdos.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

JOEY: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

(They both start to frantically rip each other’s clothes off, but are interrupted when Joey tries to open the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Ross: Oh! That is so thoughtful. (To Joey.) She's a keeper. And what did you bring me? (Grabs the bag that Charlie brought for Joey.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

[cut to later, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Tim are watching the football game, and they all cheer loudly.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Joey: No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Joey: Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Joey: (slightly irritated)I'm not really comfortable with these questions!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Joey: Or not. Uh, Rach, why don’t you just move in with me? (Rachel sighs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey and Ross: Kristen Lang.

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Joey: Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Joey: I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch.

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Joey: (sticking his head out the window) Fight’s over!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Joey: Salami, anchovies, jam!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Joey: Yeah, I saw her this morning walkin’ it by the park.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Joey: A meatball Sub? Thanks! (he got a meatball sandwich)

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: Good, I uh, I saw a pretty big pigeon.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Joey: Yes! Excellent! Perfect score!

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Joey: This is so exciting for her. Well, I’ll let you two fash…ists get down to business. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Joey: Hey, being you is finally gonna pay off! (They give each other fives.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Well, y'know those special skills I have listed on my resume? I would love it would be great if one of those was true.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, The salesman is trying to sell Joey the encyclopedias.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: Nice try. (to Margha) See the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa (Chandler), Superman (Joey), Ben, and Monica are listening to the Holiday Armadillo (Ross) finish telling the story of Hanukkah.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Joey: (shouting to Chandler) Chandler! He's here!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Joey: Ohh-oh, wasn’t he cheating on you with her?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yes. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined! I don't want her to think I'm stupid!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Well you’re not selling the story! It’s like; it’s like you don’t believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I’m preparing for an audition. Okay? I’ll set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you’re doing wrong.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joey’s apartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her identical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joey’s shirts.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Joey: No, no, no. My hugs are reserved for people STAYING IN AMERICA.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Joey: (entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Phoebe: They give you away! There’s just-there’s just too much wisdom in there. (Joey nods in agreement.) Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Joey: No, no, no! (Starts looking around the room, terrified) Don't drop by, don't drop by!

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Monica: We’re gonna pick up the wedding dress then we’re gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: Hey! How come my plate's less fancy then everyone else's? Do you not trust me with a fancy plate?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

[Scene: Joey is back at Hayleys apartment.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Joey: Easy there Captain Kirk. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14