Movie-Word

'JOKE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'JOKE' from movies

Joey: In the woods. No wait-wait, that’s the joke answer.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

(And walks up right behind Ross, and standard sitcom joke 2B follows with the person being insulted standing right behind the person doing the insulting while the rest of the people become frightened and try to warn the insulter about the insultee’s presence.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Monica: Don�t joke (?) with me, okay? I�m very, very upset right now.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Ross: Hey... I made up that joke and told it to you! (He points at Chandler. Joey gestures to Ross "What are you doing?)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: What is so funny about that? (they realise it wasn't a joke)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Look, Chandler, it’s my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they don’t print the name, so it doesn’t really matter who gets credit, right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Joey: (to Monica) Did that guy really make that joke?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say, I know I cracked up, but I’m not even sure I got it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Monica: Honey, you can relax. Last night at work, Geoffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: Yes, 'cause we live together, that's a joke!

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Monica: Y'know what, this is obviously some kind of twisted joke she's trying to play on him.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Frank Jr.: Oh, you'd be getting a really good one. I mean, you know, he's really funny. Like, the other day he made up this joke.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Mike: I put that tube top on as a joke.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

ROSS: Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Chandler: How can she be great if she’s from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke would’ve killed in Albany.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Chandler: Okay, okay. You have to help us decide whose joke this is.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Monica: Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that you’re really sarcastic, or that, y’know, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

(Paul reveals his presence by laughing, thus concluding standard sitcom joke 2B. Paul then pulls Ross aside to have a little chat with him and tells the rest of the group that he’ll just be one second.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler: You know who else picked Rachel? Ross, and you know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. You know what? I’m going to get a joke journal. Y’know? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Ross: Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me "Sex for Dummies" as a joke.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ross: No, it turns out that the one from uptown was making a joke. But it was a different joke than I thought—it wasn’t that funny. So I’m still torn.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Monica: As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did so I’d call him.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: Hey! (Joey doesn't look up, but gestures 'wait a minute' with his finger while he finishes reading the article. Chandler waits for Joey to finish.) I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Dr. Leedbetter: There may have been a-a joke or a limerick of some kind.

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Matt: Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny and you’ll—we’ll be rehearsing during the week and you just—whatever-whatever the joke is; it’s so funny we can’t get through it in rehearsal and just…

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Chandler: (jumping up from his chair) Hey, Joey, Playboy printed my joke.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Rachel: I’m sorry, I was just reading the joke below it. Man, that one is funny. (Ross grabs the magazine away from her.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Guru Saj: I don’t know, what’s a koondis with you? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) Please, lie down! I’ve got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

(Susan just glares back, as Ross’s inappropriate joke falls flat. Meanwhile, a bubble is about to burst...)

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Mr. Zelner: It’s kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I can’t figure out what this is?

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and it’s offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldn’t be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe: Popes in a Volkswagen! ...I love that joke.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Ross: (realizing his joke wasn't so good, but still giggling) Look, I took it too far!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

(As she is drinking, Monica laughs and Chandler's joke and Diet Coke comes out of her nose.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Oh, yeah, right! And after I took a shower this morning I just threw my towel on the floor! Oh God, it hurts to even joke about it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone rings)

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Chandler: Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Chandler: I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Vince: (dead serious) Fire safety is not a joke, son.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Chandler: (nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: (visibly upset) He took my joke, he took it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

(Hayley laughs and goes into the kitchen thinking it's a joke, Joey doesn't see what's so funny about it)

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

[Chandler, trying to make nice with Jack, laughs at his joke and points at Jack.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: Yes, I distinctly remember ‘cause I thought it was a joke. Now just give her a chance, okay?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Ross: Hey, you’re not going to believe this. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

CHANDLER: What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Flashback to: A street, Ross is sitting in his newly purchased MGB. Which is one of the better British sports cars ever made. Of course, ‘better’ is a relative term. Which reminds me of a joke. Why don’t the British make computers? Because they couldn’t figure out how to make them leak oil. Anyway, the gang is all staring at his new purchase.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Ross: Your joke? Well, I think ‘the Hef’ would disagree, which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Monica: And you’ve never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot!

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Ross: Yeah, if you’re really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

LITTLE BULLY: I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My, my joke is that I, I took your hat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: What? What? Was that a joke? 'Cause it's mean.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Monica: Ha ha, a joke that’s funny in all countries.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Chandler starts laughing at his joke.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Monica: (interrupting) Honey, I just don't think that you understood the joke.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

(She walks up to where Doug is finishing another joke to another group.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Doug: The joke Bing. What's the matter with you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Mr. Geller: My joke wasn’t funny.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: Open with a joke? It’s a university, not a comedy club!

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke he’d ever heard.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Chandler: Why don’t you open with a joke?

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: I made that joke up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Emily: I uh, I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. (Chandler is shocked.) It’s a joke. (They all laugh.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Chandler: So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Chandler: Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Ross: No, it’s my joke, it’s mine. You can call them, they’ll tell you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Ross: It’s my joke.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Chandler: It’s my joke.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Chandler: Okay, I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Ross: It’s my joke.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Ross and Chandler: It’s my joke.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Ross: It’s your joke.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

(We hear the guy telling a joke, and Phoebe laughing.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Dr. Green: (interrupting him) I know!! It’s a museum! What, you’re the only one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. (nods at Ross, and mouths I don’t know to the waiter.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Chandler: (stops laughing, to Ross) You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Chandler: (picks up the phone) All right, you want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch the show at his place?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, you’re kidding! Oh, it’s a joke! (Laughs.) It’s funny. It’s funny. I don’t get it. (Joey doesn’t say any thing and Rachel realizes it’s not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm… I-I…uh, wow. Are you uh… How did umm… When?

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Joey: All right, look! If this is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right?! This means something to me! And if it doesn’t mean anything to you, then you should get out of there, otherwise you’re just an idiot in a box!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: And the Irish guy wins the joke!

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean I’ve been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a student—I mean I not—not it! I mean, I mean I don’t—We haven’t done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, we’ve-we’ve-we’ve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a joke—lighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Give him money? It was a joke!

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Chandler: It’s my joke.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Rachel: (worried) Okay please, you’re kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Tag: A joke they would appreciate?

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Monica: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Chandler: No-no-no-no! That was the joke!

"Friends", season 7, episode 14