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'JOKES' in a movie sentence | examples for 'JOKES' from movies

Chandler: I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I’m not technically a "doctor…"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! They’re mean and they’re stupid and-and I don’t want my son learning them!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes – any ideas? No! Didn’t think so! Okay, c’mon guys, show us where the presents are!

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Ross: It went great! And I didn’t need any jokes or naked chicks either!

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: (to Richard’s date) And uh, you don’t have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) I’m Chandler; I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: I thought I had to make the jokes!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

ROSS: Oh, hey, if I make you laugh, here's an idea, why don't you invite Paulo over and have a little romp in the sack and I'll just stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Chandler: Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Y’know I’ve been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesn’t understand) Duties. (Still doesn’t.) Duties! (Still doesn’t.) Poo. (Still doesn’t.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Joey: Y’know I don’t think you should be talking at all in there! I think you’ve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: Listen, listen. Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! Now, I promise I won't say a word, but if you pick Chandler he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don’t get.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Chandler: No stupid jokes. I thought that was for the actual wedding.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: (laughs) Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Ross: Don't make jokes now.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Monica: Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, I'm going to the salon.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Chandler: You know who else picked Rachel? Ross, and you know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. You know what? I’m going to get a joke journal. Y’know? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Ross: You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Well it’s just like you’re trying too hard. Always making jokes, y’know, you just—You come off a little needy.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Phoebe: Well no, when I get to the point where... you know... I'm ready to hear cruel mocking jokes about Mike... I'm gonna come to you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Ross: Yeah, yeah, it’ll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: Well, I'm off to Tulsa, so if your Maitre D. friend has any funny Oklahoma jokes, tell him to e-mail me at www.hahanotsomuch.com.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Uh-uh—Wow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesn’t really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, I’m the one dating Elizabeth, not you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It’s not just about the pictures.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Monica: Well, you tell a lot of jokes!

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey:  I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey:  C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Chandler: (from his bedroom) All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Chandler: Wait a minute, all jokes aside? I didn’t agree to that!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: So I laugh at my boss's jokes, what's the big deal?

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Rachel: (sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, it’s enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it’s—I’m not—it’s just not funny anymore!

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Chandler: Too many jokes... must mock Joey!

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now I’m not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

CHANDLER: It's like this, me, no jokes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Ross: Practical jokes.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Mr. Bigot. He tells the most racist jokes.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Phoebe: I didn’t know Playboy prints jokes.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Ross: Oh, why don’t you make her one of your little jokes.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17