words in movies
Rachel: (sighs) If I said I was, would you judge me?
Ross: Well, with everything thats been going on lately, I havent exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didnt tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?
Janice: So I'm asking you please, take a moment before you judge me.
Joey: Ah! Okay, well then you dont judge me. Im gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned.)
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
Mike: Oh she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here. I got to get a break and when we come back we've got Kennethsinging "I touch myself"...I'm not here to judge!
Judge: So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable.
Luisa: You're both gonna have to take this up with the judge.
Judge: And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since youre gay and addicted to heroin.
[Scene: A judges chambers, Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers.]
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Ross: My fault?! You threatened the judge!
Joey: Judge rules, Nutter-Butter.
Phoebe: Get your foot off my contestant! Judge!
Joey: Judge rules, no violation.
Judge: Would you like to spend the night in jail?
Judge: That wont be necessary.
Chandler: Don't judge me, I'm only human!
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.
Judge: Is there, anything in this record that is actually true?
Judge: Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly dont qualify for an annulment. If you two dont want to be together youll have to file for divorce.
Judge: Okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?
Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
Judge: Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Joey: Judge rules, Nutter-Butter.
Phoebe: Get your foot off my contestant! Judge!
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Ross: The judge wouldnt let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? (Walks on.)
Judge: And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug user.
Joey: Judge rules, no violation.
Phoebe: All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, "Who hear likes Ross," and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.