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Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Joey: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
Monica: Julie.
Julie: So.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
Julie: Great.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
JULIE: Where you goin'?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
JULIE: Yeah?
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
ALL: Hi, Julie!
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
JULIE: What about Julie?
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
JULIE: What?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
JULIE: Hey.
Julie: Oy.
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Julie: And the spitting?
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.