words in movies
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Julie: Great.
Monica: Julie.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Julie: So.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
JULIE: Where you goin'?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
JULIE: Yeah?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
ALL: Hi, Julie!
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
JULIE: What?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
JULIE: Hey.
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Julie: Oy.
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Julie: And the spitting?
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
[Ross and Julie enter.]
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
(Ross and Julie exit)
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Julie: Hello Skidmark.
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
Julie: Hi.
Ross: Hi Julie.
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Rachel: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
[Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds...]