words in movies
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Julie: Great.
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
Monica: Julie.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Julie: So.
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Julie: Oy.
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Julie: And the spitting?
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
[Ross and Julie enter.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
(Ross and Julie exit)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
Julie: Hello Skidmark.
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Julie: Hi.
Ross: Hi Julie.
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
JOEY: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Rachel: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
Rachel: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
[Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds...]
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachels and then feel mine to compare.
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
Joey: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)
ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
JULIE: Where you goin'?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.