words in movies
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
Julie: Great.
Monica: Julie.
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Julie: So.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
Rachel: You were with Julie?
JULIE: Where you goin'?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
JULIE: Yeah?
JULIE: What about Julie?
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
ALL: Hi, Julie!
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
JULIE: What?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
JULIE: Hey.
Julie: Oy.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Julie: And the spitting?
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
[Ross and Julie enter.]
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
(Ross and Julie exit)
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.