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Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Julie: Hello Skidmark.
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: Really?
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Julie: Great.
Monica: Julie.
JULIE: See you later Rach.
Julie: So.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
JULIE: Where you goin'?
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
JULIE: Yeah?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
ALL: Hi, Julie!
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
JULIE: What?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
Julie: Oy.
JULIE: Hey.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Julie: And the spitting?
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
[Ross and Julie enter.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
(Ross and Julie exit)
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.