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PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
[Ross and Julie enter.]
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
RACH: Meeting Julie.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
(Ross and Julie exit)
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]
Julie: Hello Skidmark.
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Julie: Hi.
Ross: Hi Julie.
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
Rachel: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
[Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds...]
Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachels and then feel mine to compare.
Rachel: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)
JOEY: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]
Joey: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
Julie: Oh my god.
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Julie: Great.
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
Julie: So.
Monica: Julie.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
JULIE: See you later Rach.
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
JULIE: Yeah?
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
JULIE: Where you goin'?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.