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[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
JULIE: Where you goin'?
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
JULIE: See you later Rach.
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Yeah?
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
JULIE: What about Julie?
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
Joey: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Julie: Oh my god.
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Julie: ...and this guy...
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Julie: Great.
Monica: Julie.
ALL: Hi, Julie!
Julie: So.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
JULIE: What?
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
JULIE: Hi, honey.
JULIE: Hey.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
Julie: Oy.
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Julie: And the spitting?
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
[Ross and Julie enter.]
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
(Ross and Julie exit)
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Julie: Hello Skidmark.
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.