words in movies
Kate: Hi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller.
Kate: Hi.
Kate: Where do I know you from?
Kate: Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?
Kate: Yeah, thats pretty much what I had in mind.
Kate: It doesnt say that in the script.
Kate: Yeah?
Kate: Yeah.
Kate: Umm.
Joey: Ah, Kate?
Kate: Well, that was ah...
Kate: Yep.
Kate: Hmm?
Kate: Morning.
Joey: Hey, Kate!
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing.]
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Kate: Ive got no reason to stay.
Kate: Do you?
Kate: Nooo. And theres really no reason he should find out, so ah lets not make a big deal about it, okay?
Kate: Hi.
Kate: About what?
Kate: Hi, Lauren.
Kate: Oh, youre sweet and cute.
The Director: (leaning in) Kate?
Kate: And then right, right when the scene ends, he could take her with this raw, animal....
Kate: What?
Lauren: (entering) Hi, Kate!
Kate: Why the Post?
Kate: No. You?
Kate: Fabulous.
Kate: Really. What?
Kate: (drunk) So you really think those newspapers are just jealous of me?
Kate: Of course I do.
Joey: Kate, do you even like me?
[Scene: The Theatre, Kate is arriving for rehearsal.]
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Kate: Joey!
Kate: They still want me for General Hospital.
Kate: Im sorry.
The Director: (stepping in) Excuse me. Excuse me. (to Kate) Sweetheart! (Kisses her.) Come! (They leave.)
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Kate: Flights in an hour. I-I gotta go.
Kate: I think my characters gonna need a little bit more of reason than that.
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Kate: Yep! I sure know how to pick em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Kate: Im soo glad I caught you, I couldnt find you before.
Kate: And then she could rip off his shirt and kiss his chest, and, and his stomach!
Kate: Become a drama critic!
Kate: Right, at the end, you choked on a cookie.
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Kate: Well, I dont understand why Adriennes attracted to Victor.
Joey: (to Kate) Ah, are you okay?
Kate: You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, youre just so, youre so, so (She passes out and slumps against his shoulder.)
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Joey: Well Ahh, (he sees Kate and the director kissing) yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great.
Kate: I dont care. Why, do you want me to care?
Joey: No-no, things ah, finally happened with Kate.
Kate: (she giggles) Im probably gonna need those. Huh? (she giggles some more)
Kate: What? So you never went out with an actress before?
Joey: (surprised its Lauren) (hugs her) (whispering) Wheres Kate?
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Joey: Good. (He sets his stuff down and starts talking to Kate, another cast member.) Hey.
Kate: So umm, Ill see you tomorrow, huh?
Joey: (sees Kate) Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate.
(The ladder retracts, taking Joey up into the spaceship for his voyage to Blargon 7, and Kate waves good bye.)
Kate: Yeah, I guess. Look, what are we gonna do about this scene, huh?
Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Joey: (Checks to see if shes drooling on his shirt.) Okay. Okay, okay, hey. (Lays her down and covers her with a blanket.) There we go, lets get your feet up there. (Looks at her) Good night, Kate. Sweet dreams. (Picks up a garbage can) Im gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
The Director: All right, its time to act, my talking props. (Both Joey and Kate just look at each other.)
[Scene: Backstage at Joeys play, Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags.]
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
Kate: I dont know! I just, just do this! I-I always have to pick the like the smartest guy, or-or the most talented guy Why cant I just pick someone like you?
Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Gnight.
Kate: I have a question about this scene.
Joey: Yeah! I stayed at Kates, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?
The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)
Kate: Or maybe, maybe he could grab her, and, and, and, and lift her up.
Gene: Christie Turlington, Kate Moss...
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.]
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
The Director: (answering the phone) Hello. Oh! Its you. Just ah, just one-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment! (He goes to take the call.)
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Joey: Kate Miller it is. (he picks up the Kate Miller badge and sticks it on Rachel's breast)
Kate: Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Van Murrays work. Shes so brilliantly incisive when it comes to deconstructing the psyche of the American middle class.
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Woman: Hi, oh, Im Lauren, Kates understudy.
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play.]
Rachel: (picking up another random badge) Kate Miller?
Kate: Last night was wonderful. But I-I cant stay here just for you.
[Scene: The Theatre, Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before.]
Kate: Well umm, maybe if it had more heat.
Joey: (to Kate) That guys like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?
Kate: Well, Adrians looking for a reason to stay, right? Victor cant just kiss her, hes gotta, gotta really give her a reason, y'know?
[cut to Joeys bedroom, Joey and Kate are emerging from under the covers.]
Joey: Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kates understudy, Lauren.
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play.]