words in movies
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
Kate: Hi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller.
Kate: Hi.
Kate: Where do I know you from?
Kate: Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing.]
Kate: Well, that was ah...
Kate: Yep.
Kate: Hmm?
Kate: Morning.
Joey: Hey, Kate!
Kate: Do you?
Kate: It doesnt say that in the script.
Kate: Yeah?
Kate: Yeah.
Kate: Umm.
Joey: Ah, Kate?
Kate: Ive got no reason to stay.
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Kate: Hi.
Kate: Nooo. And theres really no reason he should find out, so ah lets not make a big deal about it, okay?
Kate: Yeah, thats pretty much what I had in mind.
Kate: About what?
Kate: Hi, Lauren.
The Director: (leaning in) Kate?
Lauren: (entering) Hi, Kate!
Kate: And then right, right when the scene ends, he could take her with this raw, animal....
Kate: Why the Post?
Kate: No. You?
Kate: What?
Kate: Fabulous.
Kate: Really. What?
Kate: (drunk) So you really think those newspapers are just jealous of me?
Kate: Oh, youre sweet and cute.
Kate: Im sorry.
Kate: Of course I do.
Joey: Kate, do you even like me?
[Scene: The Theatre, Kate is arriving for rehearsal.]
Kate: They still want me for General Hospital.
Kate: Joey!
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
The Director: (stepping in) Excuse me. Excuse me. (to Kate) Sweetheart! (Kisses her.) Come! (They leave.)
Kate: Flights in an hour. I-I gotta go.
Kate: I think my characters gonna need a little bit more of reason than that.
Kate: Yep! I sure know how to pick em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Kate: And then she could rip off his shirt and kiss his chest, and, and his stomach!
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Kate: Im soo glad I caught you, I couldnt find you before.
Kate: Well, I dont understand why Adriennes attracted to Victor.
Kate: Right, at the end, you choked on a cookie.
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Joey: (to Kate) Ah, are you okay?
Kate: You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, youre just so, youre so, so (She passes out and slumps against his shoulder.)
Kate: Become a drama critic!
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Joey: Well Ahh, (he sees Kate and the director kissing) yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great.
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Joey: No-no, things ah, finally happened with Kate.
Kate: I dont care. Why, do you want me to care?
Kate: What? So you never went out with an actress before?
Joey: (surprised its Lauren) (hugs her) (whispering) Wheres Kate?
Kate: (she giggles) Im probably gonna need those. Huh? (she giggles some more)
Kate: Yeah, I guess. Look, what are we gonna do about this scene, huh?
Kate: So umm, Ill see you tomorrow, huh?
Joey: Good. (He sets his stuff down and starts talking to Kate, another cast member.) Hey.
Joey: (sees Kate) Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate.
(The ladder retracts, taking Joey up into the spaceship for his voyage to Blargon 7, and Kate waves good bye.)
The Director: All right, its time to act, my talking props. (Both Joey and Kate just look at each other.)
Joey: (Checks to see if shes drooling on his shirt.) Okay. Okay, okay, hey. (Lays her down and covers her with a blanket.) There we go, lets get your feet up there. (Looks at her) Good night, Kate. Sweet dreams. (Picks up a garbage can) Im gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Kate: I dont know! I just, just do this! I-I always have to pick the like the smartest guy, or-or the most talented guy Why cant I just pick someone like you?
[Scene: Backstage at Joeys play, Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags.]
Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
Kate: Or maybe, maybe he could grab her, and, and, and, and lift her up.
Joey: Yeah! I stayed at Kates, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?
Kate: I have a question about this scene.
The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)
Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Gnight.
Kate: Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Van Murrays work. Shes so brilliantly incisive when it comes to deconstructing the psyche of the American middle class.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.]
The Director: (answering the phone) Hello. Oh! Its you. Just ah, just one-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment! (He goes to take the call.)
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Kate: Well, Adrians looking for a reason to stay, right? Victor cant just kiss her, hes gotta, gotta really give her a reason, y'know?
Joey: Kate Miller it is. (he picks up the Kate Miller badge and sticks it on Rachel's breast)
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play.]
Gene: Christie Turlington, Kate Moss...
Woman: Hi, oh, Im Lauren, Kates understudy.
Kate: Last night was wonderful. But I-I cant stay here just for you.
Joey: Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kates understudy, Lauren.
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
[cut to Joeys bedroom, Joey and Kate are emerging from under the covers.]
Rachel: (picking up another random badge) Kate Miller?
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play.]
Joey: (to Kate) That guys like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?
[Scene: The Theatre, Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before.]
Kate: Well umm, maybe if it had more heat.
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater youre dating.