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Rachel: (picking up another random badge) Kate Miller?
Joey: Kate Miller it is. (he picks up the Kate Miller badge and sticks it on Rachel's breast)
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play.]
Kate: Well, Adrians looking for a reason to stay, right? Victor cant just kiss her, hes gotta, gotta really give her a reason, y'know?
[cut to Joeys bedroom, Joey and Kate are emerging from under the covers.]
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
Joey: Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kates understudy, Lauren.
Kate: Hi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller.
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play.]
Kate: Last night was wonderful. But I-I cant stay here just for you.
[Scene: The Theatre, Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before.]
Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater youre dating.
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Kate: Well umm, maybe if it had more heat.
Joey: (to Kate) That guys like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Kate: Hi.
Kate: Where do I know you from?
Kate: It doesnt say that in the script.
Kate: Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?
Kate: Yeah?
Kate: Yeah.
Kate: Well, that was ah...
Kate: Umm.
Kate: Yep.
Kate: Hmm?
Joey: Ah, Kate?
Kate: Ive got no reason to stay.
Kate: Morning.
Joey: Hey, Kate!
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing.]
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Kate: Do you?
Kate: Hi.
Kate: Nooo. And theres really no reason he should find out, so ah lets not make a big deal about it, okay?
Kate: Hi, Lauren.
Kate: Yeah, thats pretty much what I had in mind.
Kate: About what?
Lauren: (entering) Hi, Kate!
Kate: Why the Post?
The Director: (leaning in) Kate?
Kate: And then right, right when the scene ends, he could take her with this raw, animal....
Kate: No. You?
Kate: Fabulous.
Kate: What?
Kate: Oh, youre sweet and cute.
Kate: Really. What?
Kate: Of course I do.
Kate: (drunk) So you really think those newspapers are just jealous of me?
Kate: And then she could rip off his shirt and kiss his chest, and, and his stomach!
Joey: Kate, do you even like me?
Kate: Im sorry.
The Director: (stepping in) Excuse me. Excuse me. (to Kate) Sweetheart! (Kisses her.) Come! (They leave.)
Kate: Flights in an hour. I-I gotta go.
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
[Scene: The Theatre, Kate is arriving for rehearsal.]
Kate: Joey!
Kate: They still want me for General Hospital.
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Kate: I think my characters gonna need a little bit more of reason than that.
Kate: Yep! I sure know how to pick em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Kate: Im soo glad I caught you, I couldnt find you before.
Joey: (to Kate) Ah, are you okay?
Kate: Right, at the end, you choked on a cookie.
Kate: Become a drama critic!
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Kate: You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, youre just so, youre so, so (She passes out and slumps against his shoulder.)
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Joey: Well Ahh, (he sees Kate and the director kissing) yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great.
Kate: Well, I dont understand why Adriennes attracted to Victor.
Kate: I dont care. Why, do you want me to care?
Joey: No-no, things ah, finally happened with Kate.
Kate: What? So you never went out with an actress before?
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Joey: (surprised its Lauren) (hugs her) (whispering) Wheres Kate?
Kate: (she giggles) Im probably gonna need those. Huh? (she giggles some more)
Kate: So umm, Ill see you tomorrow, huh?
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Joey: Good. (He sets his stuff down and starts talking to Kate, another cast member.) Hey.
Kate: Yeah, I guess. Look, what are we gonna do about this scene, huh?
(The ladder retracts, taking Joey up into the spaceship for his voyage to Blargon 7, and Kate waves good bye.)
Joey: (sees Kate) Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate.
Joey: (Checks to see if shes drooling on his shirt.) Okay. Okay, okay, hey. (Lays her down and covers her with a blanket.) There we go, lets get your feet up there. (Looks at her) Good night, Kate. Sweet dreams. (Picks up a garbage can) Im gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)
Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
Kate: I dont know! I just, just do this! I-I always have to pick the like the smartest guy, or-or the most talented guy Why cant I just pick someone like you?
Kate: I have a question about this scene.
The Director: All right, its time to act, my talking props. (Both Joey and Kate just look at each other.)
[Scene: Backstage at Joeys play, Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags.]
Joey: Yeah! I stayed at Kates, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?
Kate: Or maybe, maybe he could grab her, and, and, and, and lift her up.
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Gnight.
Kate: Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Van Murrays work. Shes so brilliantly incisive when it comes to deconstructing the psyche of the American middle class.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.]
Gene: Christie Turlington, Kate Moss...
The Director: (answering the phone) Hello. Oh! Its you. Just ah, just one-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment! (He goes to take the call.)
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Woman: Hi, oh, Im Lauren, Kates understudy.