words in movies
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Chandler: Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Thank you!
Kathy: You really didn't have to. (Opens the box) Wow.
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Joey: Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Chandler: [to Kathy] Goodnight.
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: No, I... I didn't mean the pen. Thank you for the book.
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Kathy: Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Well....
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Kathy: Hi.
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: Oh my God!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: Hey!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: Hi!
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Kathy: Checking to see if its even.
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Chandler: Uh Kathy, with K or a C?
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Kathy: I forgot my purse.
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Kathy: (entering) Hey! (sees whats on TV) Oh God, is that Baywatch?
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
Kathy: No, no, it's not like that. I, I work for a medical researcher.