words in movies
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Chandler: Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Thank you!
Kathy: You really didn't have to. (Opens the box) Wow.
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Joey: Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Chandler: [to Kathy] Goodnight.
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: No, I... I didn't mean the pen. Thank you for the book.
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Kathy: Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: Umm, (moves her hands down to his butt) I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me?
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Kathy: Horrible!
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Oh my God!
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: Hey!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: You have really great hair.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Kathy: Checking to see if its even.
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Kathy: I forgot my purse.