words in movies
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Chandler: Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Thank you!
Kathy: You really didn't have to. (Opens the box) Wow.
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Joey: Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Chandler: [to Kathy] Goodnight.
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: No, I... I didn't mean the pen. Thank you for the book.
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Kathy: Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Well....
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: Oh my God!
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: Hey!
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Looks good.
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: Oh.
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Kathy: Hi!
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Kathy: I forgot my purse.
Kathy: Checking to see if its even.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Kathy: (entering) Hey! (sees whats on TV) Oh God, is that Baywatch?
Chandler: Uh Kathy, with K or a C?
Chandler: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that shes-shes smart, and funny, and gets you.
Kathy: No, no, it's not like that. I, I work for a medical researcher.
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
Kathy: Hey Rachel!
(Kathy enters (Because shes listed in the credits).)