words in movies
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: Umm, (moves her hands down to his butt) I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me?
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
Kathy: Horrible!
Chandler: Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Thank you!
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Hey!
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Oh.
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)