words in movies
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Chandler: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that shes-shes smart, and funny, and gets you.
Kathy: (entering) Hey! (sees whats on TV) Oh God, is that Baywatch?
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: (interrupting) Oh, it looks great!
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: Yeah, I do. Of course, I learned at my aunts dog grooming shop, but hey, what do you say?
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
(Kathy leans in really close and Chandler mouths "Oh my God." She moves around in front of him and kneels at his feet.)
Kathy: Checking to see if its even.
Kathy: Looks good.
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: (on phone) Hey. (listens) Oh no its fine, dont worry about it. (listens) Yeah-no, stop apologizing, its okay. (listens) Yeah! Ill talk to you tomorrow. (hangs up) (to Chandler) I should uh, probably go.
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: I forgot my purse.
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Kathy: Horrible!
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Kathy: (outside the door) No. (Chandler opens the door and they kiss again.)
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.]
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
Kathy: Okay, so let me just get this straight. Youre accusing me of cheating on you, and insulting my performance?
[Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathys play.]
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! Im-Im playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me?!
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are kissing.]
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
Kathy: Umm, (moves her hands down to his butt) I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me?
Chandler: Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Oh my God!
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Kathy: Hey!
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Thank you!
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Kathy: No, no, it's not like that. I, I work for a medical researcher.
Chandler: [to Kathy] Goodnight.
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Chandler: Uh Kathy, with K or a C?
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
Kathy: Hey Rachel!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
(Kathy enters (Because shes listed in the credits).)
Kathy: No, I... I didn't mean the pen. Thank you for the book.