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Monica: Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys.
(Chandler and Monica walk over to the kitchen-counter and leave their keys. Then the other four pick out their keys and leave them as well.)
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
Paul: Hi! Hi. (Hes looking around.) I think I left my keys here somewhere.
Monica: Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway?
Monica: All right, he's keys are in the drawer. Y'know what? I also need some cash.
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
Monica: Got the keys? or Got the keys!
Ross: I am good. Okay! Okay! Uh, I got the pillow! I got the bag! You got the keys?
Monica: I swear you said you had the keys.
Rachel: No, no, no, you said, "got the keys".
Rachel: We're waiting for you to open the door. You got the keys.
Chandler: Do either of you have the keys?
Monica: Why would I have the keys?
Phoebe: Ooh, ok, that's it. Enough with the keys. No one say keys.
Joey: Yeah and wed go check it out, but you took away our keys.
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Rachel: No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously didn't have the keys.
Chandler: Okay, heres the situation. The keys to the cuffs are on the back of the door. Could you be a doll and grab them and scoot on over and unlock me? And on a totally different subject, that is a lovely pantsuit.
(He goes to open the door to his apartment, but finds it locked. As he's getting out his keys, Chandler and Monica quickly jump up from making out in the living room and run to Chandler's bedroom. The apartment has about 20 candles burning all over the place. Joey opens the door and ushers Cynthia in.)
Phoebe: Oh, its already closed, Chris gave me the keys to lock up-what is wrong?
[Scene: The Hallway, Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock.]
Joey: (sitting at his table) Oh, I know it... It is amazing these little things open doors... huh! (mimes opening a door with his own keys, Phoebe looks at him in a "yeah, yeah, yeah" way.)
Robert: (running in) Oh, there they are! I-I dropped my keys.
Phoebe: No, y'know what dont close it (Rachel slams the door shut locking themselves out.) cause the... keys...are in there.
Chandler: Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.
Chandler: But you found the keys to his clothes?
Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now Im just polishing her up.
(He goes to the bathroom and after he leaves Rachel goes through his coat and grabs the keys along with a $20 bill. The woman from before watches her do this.)
Ross: Sure! Here. (Hands her his keys.)
Joey: Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math.
Rachel: Yes, you do. When we left, you said, "got the keys."
Chandler: (to Phoebe) It must take you forever to find your keys.
Chandler: Shocking! Since you still have the keys.
The Instructor: Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them
Passerby: Maybe because youve got the keys?
Monica: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
Carol: (running over and grabbing the phone away from Ross) (on phone) Phoebe, hang on a second. (Hands Ross her keys) Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.
Rachel: Gimme the keys!
Rachel: Well, yknow he lost his keys so he was looking for them
(Marcel points the remote at Monicas television, pressing a particular combination of keys. The logo SAP appears on the screen, and suddenly the dialogue is dubbed into Spanish.)
Joey: Why would they take away our keys?
Monica: And Ive got the car keys.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
LITTLE BULLY: Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright. [they all put their keys and watches in the hat and put it on a mail box] Alright, c'mon man, let's do this.
The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I dont come to this city much so I dont know if youre crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Rachel: Okay! I got the keys! Okay! Okay!
Ross: Okay, and oh Im gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently I give them away for no reason at all.
Ross: Oh-oh, wait, my mother is gonna be here any minute. And she has the keys.
Ross: There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why dont you just hand over the keys?
Rachel: I was just going to say that I left my keys.
Mr. Treeger: Because by the time I find it on this thing (Holds up a huge key ring with a thousand keys on it), the whole place might have exploded. If that happens at another building that I manage, people are gonna start asking questions. (To the fireman) Come on! Hurry up.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters.]
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
Joey: You wanna see what I got? (He gets up to empty out his pockets) Okay? Ive got a baby Tootsie Roll, a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex, a rock, and an army man. Hey!
Ross: Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought Id take that bad boy out for a little spin.
BIG BULLY: Or your keys.
Joey: Na-uh! (To everyone there) Hey did anybody lose their keys?
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
Phoebe: All I got was a lousy key chain! And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys!
(Joey opens door, throws keys on kitchen table, table falls over)
Joey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! {Transcribers note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, Id have the keys surgically attached to my hand!} Hey Gunther, these yours?