words in movies
Joey: (thinking he's kidding) Ok, Ross! It's... It's fun, yeah! No, I-I play Doctor Drake Ramoray.
Ross: But all kidding aside, in much the same way that Homo ergaster [1] is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus...
Charlie: You're... you're kidding, right?
Mike: (popping by, smiling) You're kidding, we wouldn't have missed it!
Ross: Are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this...
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Joey: Oh, youre kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? Im an actor; Im kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.
CHANDLER: What're you kidding? I broke up with her. She actually thought that Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia.
Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.
Monica: Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. Im-Im gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)
Joey: Are you kidding? Rachel loves to shop! And she has great taste! Yeah, she's the one who taught me, you don't wear white after labour day and that you always, always, always have to put on underwear when you're trying on clothes.
Rachel: Okay, see now Im scared because I dont actually think youre kidding.
Phoebe: Are you kidding? The woman has the nose of a bloodhound � and the breasts of a Greek goddess.
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
Kim: Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Phoebe: Oh, you’re right! I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting is a gas!
Ross: Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Rachel: Im just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
ROSS: No kidding?
Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again! (Monica looks at her strangely) Im kidding. (She smiles wickedly.)
Ross: You're kidding.
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
Chandler: You're kidding.
Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!
Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca loungers gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)
Monica: You're kidding! Where? Where?
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here
MR. GELLER: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
SCOTT: No kidding.
PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
RACHEL: You're kidding.
MONICA: Not a lot, Phoebe's kidding, Phoebe's crazy.
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Chandler: She was kidding.
Monica: Were kidding!
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Joanna: Kidding! God, I feel wild today!
Joey: She was kidding about that right?
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Ross: Im-Im not kidding. Look I-I, I cant have three failed marriages. I cant. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Ross: Are you kidding?!
Joey: You're kidding!
Phoebe: Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Phoebe: Just kidding. Ahh!
Chandler: It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Monica: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Kim: I'm kidding.
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Chandler: Youre kidding right?
All: Ohh! Were kidding! Oh, were kidding!
Monica: Youre kidding!
Phoebe: Just kidding!
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Monica: I was kidding.
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Ross: Are you kidding?
Phoebe: Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
Rachel: Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
MONICA: Nothin', nothin', hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, thank you, I'm very greatful.
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
Joey: Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Chandler: What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Rachel: (worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.