words in movies
Phoebe: Are you kidding? The woman has the nose of a bloodhound � and the breasts of a Greek goddess.
Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Chandler: You're kidding.
Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again! (Monica looks at her strangely) Im kidding. (She smiles wickedly.)
Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca loungers gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)
Ross: You're kidding.
ROSS: No kidding?
Monica: You're kidding! Where? Where?
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
MR. GELLER: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
RACHEL: You're kidding.
MONICA: Not a lot, Phoebe's kidding, Phoebe's crazy.
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
SCOTT: No kidding.
PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Chandler: She was kidding.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Joey: You're kidding!
Monica: Were kidding!
Joey: She was kidding about that right?
Joanna: Kidding! God, I feel wild today!
Ross: Im-Im not kidding. Look I-I, I cant have three failed marriages. I cant. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Ross: Are you kidding?!
Phoebe: Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Chandler: It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Phoebe: Just kidding. Ahh!
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Kim: I'm kidding.
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Phoebe: Just kidding!
Monica: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Monica: Youre kidding!
All: Ohh! Were kidding! Oh, were kidding!
Chandler: Youre kidding right?
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Phoebe: Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Ross: Are you kidding?
Rachel: Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!
Monica: I was kidding.
MONICA: Nothin', nothin', hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, thank you, I'm very greatful.
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Joey: Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Chandler: What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
Rachel: (worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Phoebe: You have got to be kidding me!
Ross: Come on, who are we kidding? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (They hug again.) Yknow I was only kidding you.
Don: Youre kidding me!
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? Im just kiddingSeriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.
Ross: Youve got to be kidding me!
Chandler: Im kidding. This is going to be fun.
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
Joey: (To God) Are you kidding me?!