words in movies
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Kim: Oh my God. He just gave you the coldest look I have ever seen. Its like he hates you. Then it is true.
Kim: Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.
Written by: Scott Silveri Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Kims waiting for it. The door opens and Rachel is inside.]
Kim: You didnt cancel the fabric order from Taiwan?
Kim: Nancy and I were talking about the fall collection.
Teleplay by: Tracy Reilly Story by: Robert Carlock Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.
Kim: So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?
Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
[Scene: The smoker's balcony, Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks.]
Kim: Listen to me. If you think sleeping with Ralph is going to get you my job. You are sadly mistaken.
Ralph Lauren:: Hi Kim. (Dead silence until Ralph gets off the elevator.)
Ralph Lauren:: Hi Kim. (Dead silence again until he gets off.)
Rachel: Oh, Kim, Hi. (Kim doesnt even look up from her report.)
Kim: Oh thats interesting? Because I checked and only one keycard was used to access the copy machine yesterday during lunch and that keycard belonged to you, Rachel.
Kim: (at the door) Rachel? Do you smoke?
Kim: Oh that's great! You are the best!
Kim: Oh y'know, we really should quit. Okay, let's quit!
Kim: No-no-no, we'll move you just stay right there. (They walk away.)
Kim: We get high.
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Kim: Hey Rachel, what are you doing out here?
Kim: I'm kidding.
Kim: Rachel didn't you just light that?
Kim: Oh, she doesn't come down here any more. You can find her up on ten.
Kim: So, we're decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?
Kim: Yeah. That didn't work out.
Kim: Uh-oh, busted!
Kim: (to Nancy) So, okay! So you'll come with me on the Paris trip.
Chandler: (to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.
Kim: Thats not true?
Kim: So anyway we really (Someone exhales and Rachel turns and coughs.) Honey, we're just smoking all over you.
Kim: Yeah.
Kim: Tell me everything.
Rachel: Ohh, hi, Kim.
Kim: Hi Rachel.
Kim: Hi Ralph.
Kim: Oh, really?
Rachel: Kim, hi.
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
Kim: Kenny the copyboy.
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices, Rachel gets in . Kim is there.]
Kim: You expect me to believe..(Doors open, Ralph steps in.) Hi Ralph.
[Scene: The smoker's balcony, Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy.]
Chandler: Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit.
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
Kim: Hi Rachel. Ohh, Ive been meaning to ask you. Have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? Ohh, what am I thinking. Of course you have.
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there.]
Kim: Ohh honey come here. (Hugging Rachel.) Ohh it will be ok. Weve all been there.
[Scene: The smoker's balcony, Kim and Nancy are out smoking as Chandler sticks his head out the door.]
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Kim: I didnt read it.
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Written by: Sebastian Jones Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Kim: I don't know which one, but I do know I need a cigarette. So what do you say we take a break, we go outside, and we'll figure this out when we come back?
Written by: Doty Abrams Produced by: Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Flashback clips transcribed by: Guineapig, Dan Silverstein, Ruth Curran, Eric Aasen and Mindy Mattingly Phillips, and compiled by Eleonora. Final check by Kim
Ross: Oh-oh, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.
Kim: It does sound appealing.
Kim: (to Nancy) So we talked about the (Chandler sneaks closer to her cigarette) whole presentation yesterday at lunch (Closer) and he wondered if one person would be enough (Closer) to get a take on the trip (Still closer) and I said, "Yeah, absolutely!" (She's interrupted by Chandler who has reached his goal and takes a drag from her cancer stick.)
Rachel: So I hear the Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room. (Kim stops the elevator and turns to Rachel.)
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Kim: Uhh-huh.
Kim: Oh sure, every Sunday night I'm telling myself I'm quitting but every Monday morning it's like (Mimics chain smoking.)
[Scene: The smoker's balcony, Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel.]
(Kim exhales and Chandler stares at it longingly.)